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MAN: You guys are going to love it.
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I mean, it's just such a great car.
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It's got great cup-holders.
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I remember our cars didn't have cup-holders growing up.
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You guys like cups, right? You have a bunch of them.
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I mean, by the way, you all have a teenager, right?
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- [CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]
- My name is Nate Wilcox,
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and I'm the best car salesman this side of the Mississippi.
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[THUMPING]
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This right here, safest car on the road.
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- [ENGINE ROARING]
- This right here,
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the loudest car on the road!
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A lot of people think selling cars
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is just a bunch of big fake smiles and handshakes.
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But not for me! It's all about
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understanding my customer's needs.
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And I mean, like, helping them actually solve problems.
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You're going to college, right?
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Look, everybody's going to be
driving trucks and flashy cars.
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You want to stand out. You want to be remember able.
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This is how you do it, right here.
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- A minivan?
- Of course a minivan!
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Dude, I drove one of these in high school
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and everybody loved it.
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I was Homecoming King.
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- You were?
- Yeah.
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I mean, you know, it was a small school and mostly girls,
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but the point is they still talk
about that van to this day.
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It's even got a cooler inside, dude.
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Yep, that's how I sell cars.
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And it's worked out pretty well for me so far.
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I'll tell you, I am living the American dream.
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I live in a beautiful neighborhood.
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I own a beautiful home.
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I have three great daughters and an incredible wife.
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What can I say? Life is good.
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I'm the breadwinner, and Katie's a stay-at-home mom.
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I know that may sound a little old-fashioned,
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but for us, it's all about having
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a good work-life balance.
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I handle work, Katie handles life.
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Come on, please!
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- Can you just...
- Stop! No.
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No. You're so impatient. You can use it when I'm done.
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- Conceited. C-O-N-C-E-I-T...
- Oh, my God. Mom,
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Hadley's spelling at me again!
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Is she spelling correctly?
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- I don't know.
- Yes, I am.
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NATE: And she's great at details.
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Our whole world is run from
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this color-coded system she made.
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I don't always know what the colors mean,
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but I'm not the one, you know, who picks up the kids,
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so I kind of don't have to, I guess.
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"Buy Sam a horse"?
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It's on the calendar.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah, nice try.
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I can't hear you.
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- What'd you say?
- [KATIE CHUCKLES]
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NATE: But it's not like Katie does everything by herself.
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I help.
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One of my jobs is taking out the trash...
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[SNORING]
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And I never, ever forget that.
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Wait, it's trash day!
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[FRANTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Wait!
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- [THUDDING]
- Hold on!
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Wait! Wait!
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Hold on. Hold on!
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- [NATE GROANS]
- [TRASH COLLECTORS LAUGHING]
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NATE: Okay, sometimes I do
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- forget to take out the trash.
- [GROANS]
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But, look, if I did everything right,
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this would be a pretty boring movie.
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[PANTING]
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Did you not see me?
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No, we saw the whole thing.
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Well, then, why didn't you stop?
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TRASH COLLECTOR 2: This is recycling.
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Trash came an hour ago.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[SIGHS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING OVER CELL PHONE]
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[SIGHS] His dance moves are so cute.
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And look at those dimples.
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HADLEY: Mom, Gracie's obsessing over a boy.
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Yeah, you know what, you might want to put that away
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before your dad gets back.
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Mom, I'm 13.
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- I'm allowed to like boys.
- KATIE: Oh, I know that.
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But sometimes it takes dads
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- a little longer to...
- [DOOR OPENS]
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- you know, accept it.
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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- All right, trash is done.
- KATIE: How was that?
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- Why? What'd you hear?
- [KATIE SNIFFS]
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Wait, what's in your hoodie?
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[CRINKLING]
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What?
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Oh, my...
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It must have fell from the tree!
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GRACIE: [CHUCKLES] Ew.
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Dad, how much does a horse cost?
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[SIGHING] Probably too much.
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And, I mean, we're not a horse affording family.
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Thank you, Nate. Remember, Sam, we said no horses.
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Why not?
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NATE: Because the horse we could afford
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would have major problems.
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What if you got kicked in the head?
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You ain't coming back from that.
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Abraham Lincoln got kicked in the head by a horse.
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There's no way that's true.
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Yeah, when he was 10. He almost died, too.
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That's the greatest comeback story I've ever heard.
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That guy's the GOAT!
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Ooh, can we get one of those?
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A goat? A goat has rectangle eyes.
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You don't want to look at that.
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We're like a hamster affording family.
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Guinea pig on a good year.
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Goldfish though, we're rolling in goldfish money.
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What is this? Is this your star thing?
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Yeah. So I call it the Star Minder.
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The... the points of the star are little reminder tabs
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to help the girls get ready in the morning.
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Oh, my goodness, this looks like something you bought.
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- That's what I said.
- Right?
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That's... I mean, it's, like, crazy professional.
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Thank you.
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You all are lucky to have
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- such a talented mom.
- [KATIE SIGHS]
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Well, I like to think so.
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KATIE AND NATE: Mm.
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GIRLS: Ooh!
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- Oh, yeah?
- [KATIE LAUGHS]
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Maybe everybody should get a kiss!
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No! No! Stop!
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Give it to me! Give it to me!
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Oh, the kiss monster wants one!
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Ew, what happened out there?
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[GARBAGE CLATTERING AND RUSTLING]
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- Raccoons.
- Hm.
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Oh! Babe, remember, we have
dinner at the Ashfords' tonight.
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Avery's parents, Conor and Angela.
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Conor and I are room parents together.
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He's the dad who's so excited to meet you.
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He's always asking about you.
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Oh, that guy?
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It's going to be fun. It's happening.
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Well, you know I love a good hang with a stranger.
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SAM: Bye, Dad. Love you.
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HADLEY: Bye, Dad. Love you.
KATIE: Have a great day at work.
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- Love you.
- NATE: Love you all.
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Bye.
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- [AIR HORN TOOTING]
- [GASPS]
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Put three on the board!
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Dude, I don't know what it is,
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but I am killing it out there today.
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My guy, that's what I'm talking about.
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Here's your coffee.
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- Just how you like it.
- Mm.
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One cream, 14 sugars.
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Hey, how many times have you won
Salesman of the Year now? Six?
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I don't do it for the title, man.
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I do it... [SIGHS]
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For those Titan tickets.
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- [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
- I do it for my family,
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because there's nothing they love more
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than looking up at that jumbotron
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and seeing a stadium full of Titans fans cheering my name.
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That's the best day of their year,
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seeing me up on that 'tron.
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[SARCASTICALLY] Yeah, you're a true family man, Wilcox.
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- Thanks.
- [PEYTON LAUGHING]
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No, she didn't. That's amazing.
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Well, you've made a great choice with this car.
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It's going to last you 20 years.
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You won't need another new car until you're 50.
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CUSTOMER: Oh, stop.
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- PEYTON: I'm just being serious.
- Ugh.
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PEYTON: Here, Dennis here will take you to my office, okay?
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Miss me.
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Peyton, put some pants on, okay?
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I can't have corporate seeing you like this.
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- Is that a ladies' shirt?
- PEYTON: Yes, it is.
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I'm just sick of losing to Nate every year,
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so I've changed up my strategy.
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I'm going to target the ladies...
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- Oh.
- And then pecs
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bring in the checks.
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- Uh...
- PEYTON: You see that?
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- No.
- Not... No, not that.
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How long you been practicing this?
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45 to 50 minutes this morning.
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Those Titans tickets are yours.
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PEYTON: Once you go Pakistan, you never go back-is tan.
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- [SLURPS]
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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Contractor was a nightmare.
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How long did the renovation take?
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- Six years.
- Six years. Wow.
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Just the boys grilling.
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Yeah, it's nice.
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- Oh.
- [GRUNTS, CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
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- Five-second rule.
- [SIZZLING]
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I... I can eat that one.
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Okay.
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Hey, what are these frisbees about?
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- Disc golf! You play?
- Oh, wow.
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- No, no, I don't.
- Oh.
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I try to work on my game whenever I can.
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- Yeah.
- [GRUNTS]
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Um, you have to get into a groove.
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[GRUNTS]
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- Wow. Wow.
- Yeah.
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What are you trying to hit?
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Look at him over there trying to impress your husband.
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He just set that thing up today.
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- Aw. That's kind of sweet.
- [CLANGS]
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BOTH: Oh. CONOR: Sorry.
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It's becoming a hazard at this point.
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- KATIE: Oh. Wow.
- [CLATTERING]
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- Conor!
- [CONOR GRUNTS]
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- [FRISBEE THUDS]
- AVERY: Ow!
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- Oh.
- Oh, my gosh.
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CONOR: I... I'm sorry, Avery. NATE: Oh, man.
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You hit the target on that one.
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Okay, Conor, I think we've had enough.
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Will you flip these burgers for me?
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Uh... Yeah. Wow.
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I thought these were hash browns.
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[SQUELCHING, SIZZLING]
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So, Angela, how's work?
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Oh, really good. Yeah. Sales are up.
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We finally beat that ridiculous lawsuit.
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- [RETCHING]
- The judge told the plaintiff,
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"Hey, if you can't take the heat,"
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"get out of the kitchen."
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CONOR: Jackpot. KATIE: Great. Congratulations.
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- [CELL PHONE CHIMES]
- Oh, shoot!
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I forgot I was supposed to pick up
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napkins for the bake sale.
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KATIE: Oh, Conor, no worries. We'll just...
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We'll pick some up on the way home.
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CONOR: You sure?
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- KATIE: Mm-hm.
- I'll get Keith to do it.
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Who's Keith?
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My assistant, yeah. He takes care of everything for me.
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Travel and expenses, my schedule,
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every single thing of importance
in my life is handled by Keith.
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I don't know who I'd be without him.
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Last year, totally forgot about Father's Day.
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But it didn't even matter.
255
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Keith had already sent Conor
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the most beautiful bouquet of peonies.
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It was great to get those from Keith.
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- Hm.
- That's nice.
259
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Kate's got an assistant, too. Yeah.
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What? I do?
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Yeah, you do. The star thingy for the kids' backpack.
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- Oh. No, no, no.
- Star thingy?
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Yeah, yeah. Go, tell her.
264
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- It's awesome.
- [SIGHS SOFTLY]
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No, it's just... it's a little thing I made for the girls
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to help them get ready for school. It's nothing.
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Don't be so modest, okay?
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What has Conor here invented?
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Absolutely nothing. And he never will.
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- [LAUGHS]
- [LAUGHING] Not yet!
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Wife poison!
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No. I... I wouldn't.
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KATIE: So what did you think of Conor?
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NATE: I don't know.
275
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I have way more in common
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with that Angela dude he's married to.
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[KATIE CHUCKLES]
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- Speaking of Angela...
- Mm-hm.
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You know, she thinks that I might really have something
280
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with the Star Minder.
281
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Like, moms would actually buy it.
282
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Of course they would. It's a great invention.
283
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- Yeah?
- It's like the chip clip.
284
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I mean, we were just using rubber bands like barbarians.
285
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[CHUCKLES]
286
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And then the chip clip inventor came along.
287
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I'm married to the chip clip inventor.
288
00:10:05,822 --> 00:10:07,998
So you don't mind if I pursue it?
289
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Because her company sponsors
290
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that craft fair in Centennial Park,
291
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and she thinks she can give me a booth.
292
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Yes, of course.
293
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- Really?
- Are you kidding me?
294
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If doing this makes you happy,
295
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go for it. You have to go for it.
296
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[SIGHS]
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- [EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY] Okay.
- Hm.
298
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[KISSES]
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[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
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KATIE: That's why I invented the Star Minder.
301
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The points of the star are customizable reminder tabs
302
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for all the tasks that you want your kids to do
303
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:49,474
before they get out of the house in the morning.
304
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And, yes, there should be some samples
305
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- on the table in front of you.
- DAYMOND: Hm.
306
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- So, what's the deal here?
- Wow.
307
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You put little labels on these things?
308
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KATIE: Yes, the parent and child
309
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can decide what the specific tasks are,
310
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and you do them together.
311
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I can't believe Mom's on TV.
312
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Sam. Sam! That food's for the sharks.
313
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:07,928
Oh, the food's for everyone.
314
00:11:07,971 --> 00:11:09,407
Oh. Well, in that case,
315
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- make me a plate.
- HADLEY: Shh!
316
00:11:10,974 --> 00:11:12,691
- The sharks are talking to Mom.
- Okay. I'm sorry.
317
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LORI: Have you sold any of these?
318
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Um, since launching about six
months ago in our living room,
319
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we've sold about 2,000 units.
320
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Just 2,000 in six months?
321
00:11:21,158 --> 00:11:23,987
Well, 2,000 considering that I'm a stay-at-home mom.
322
00:11:24,031 --> 00:11:27,425
- I have three kids in between...
- So, you're a full-time mother?
323
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I am. My husband, Nate, and I
have three beautiful daughters.
324
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KEVIN: What are you going to do
in terms of running a company?
325
00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:33,649
I mean, you can't have kids
326
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and take care of them, and be the CEO.
327
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Kevin, maybe she has a nanny.
328
00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:39,065
- Women do this all the time.
- ROBERT: That's true.
329
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- Well, do you have a nanny?
- We don't have a nanny.
330
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What about your husband?
331
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- Yeah. What about him?
- KATIE: Nate?
332
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- DAYMOND: Yeah. Yeah.
- [CHUCKLES] Um...
333
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I mean, I haven't asked him,
334
00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:48,446
- but, sure.
- Wait a second.
335
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,033
- Wait a second. Is he here?
- KATIE: Yes.
336
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Well, bring him out here. Bring him out.
337
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LORI: Are you serious? KEVIN: Yeah. Yes.
338
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DAYMOND: Is he here?
339
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KATIE: He's in the back with our kids. I don't...
340
00:11:55,627 --> 00:11:56,692
KEVIN: Well, if you want the deal and you want
341
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- to run the company...
- Copy.
342
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- KATIE: I do. I do.
- And we are moving...
343
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- We are moving? Where...
- Yeah, we're moving out.
344
00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,654
- Dad? Where are you going?
- Dad? Where are you going?
345
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- But... But...
- GRACIE: Oh, my God.
346
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KEVIN: Bring him out. Bring him out.
347
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KATIE: Is this okay?
348
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KEVIN: We need to see him. KATIE: Really?
349
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DAYMOND: Yeah. There he goes. Come on.
350
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[INTRIGUING MUSIC PLAYING]
351
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,810
- Here he comes.
- KATIE: Here he comes.
352
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LORI: [LAUGHS] He's just looking around.
353
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- KATIE: I think he's...
- Is he blind?
354
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KATIE: They wanted to talk to you.
355
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KEVIN: Okay. Wait a second. Wait a second.
356
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:23,568
- I'm out.
- What? Why?
357
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,068
This guy's holding a donut! He's a bozo!
358
00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,746
They didn't have a...
359
00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,182
There's no garbage can out there.
360
00:12:28,225 --> 00:12:29,357
You can finish it.
361
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:30,401
ROBERT: Oh.
362
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:31,465
- Oh.
- [MUFFLED] Now, it's gone.
363
00:12:31,489 --> 00:12:33,404
- Oh.
- NATE: It's gone.
364
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LORI: Uh... Okay. KEVIN: What, are you kidding?
365
00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:37,689
- [MUFFLED SPEAKING]
- I'm... I'm out. I'm sorry.
366
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,149
- DAYMOND: Oh, wow.
- [MUMBLING]
367
00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:40,281
- I'm out.
- I'm out.
368
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:42,413
[COUGHS] Hey... Hey, man.
369
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:43,675
[NATE MUMBLING]
370
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DAYMOND: We don't need to see that.
371
00:12:44,981 --> 00:12:46,611
- I'm sorry. Babe, I'm so sorry.
- It's okay.
372
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,134
Nate, um, once you've swallowed that...
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[COUGHING]
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Tell us about you. What do you do?
375
00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:53,773
- Oh, good. Okay.
- Wow.
376
00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,210
Top salesman, uh... at my dealership.
377
00:12:56,253 --> 00:12:57,317
- Really?
- NATE: Yeah. Yeah.
378
00:12:57,341 --> 00:12:58,560
I find that hard to believe.
379
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,518
LORI: Um, forget about all of them.
380
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,130
Katie, I really think you might have something here.
381
00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,132
So, I'm going to offer you the $100,000
382
00:13:05,175 --> 00:13:06,960
- for 20% of your company...
- [GASPS]
383
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- DANIEL: Are you kidding me?
- Oh, my God!
384
00:13:08,352 --> 00:13:09,571
LORI: I am not kidding.
385
00:13:09,614 --> 00:13:10,983
KEVIN: Lori. LORI: I believe in her.
386
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,748
But it's contingent on one thing, Nate.
387
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:16,012
Contingent on you taking some time off from work,
388
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:18,232
so that you can take care of the kids,
389
00:13:18,275 --> 00:13:19,929
and Katie can take care of the business.
390
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,757
Yeah, of course. I could do that.
391
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,845
Really?
392
00:13:22,889 --> 00:13:24,499
Yeah. Why do you sound surprised?
393
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,588
Because she's looking in your big, dumb eyes,
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00:13:26,631 --> 00:13:28,590
thinking what a disaster that would be.
395
00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,984
Are you kidding? You've never raised kids on your own.
396
00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:32,289
I thought...
397
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,745
Are you allowed to talk if you're already out?
398
00:13:33,769 --> 00:13:35,747
Can you just give us one minute to talk about this?
399
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,468
- Sorry.
- What does she have to discuss?
400
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:38,861
Talk amongst yourselves.
401
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,143
- What do you think we should do?
- [SOFTLY] You do it.
402
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,231
- You just do it.
- [SOFTLY] Really?
403
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:42,125
Yeah, this is crazy.
404
00:13:42,169 --> 00:13:43,363
What about you? What about work?
405
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:44,040
- What about this top salesman?
- It's fine.
406
00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:45,389
It means so much to you.
407
00:13:45,433 --> 00:13:47,870
I'm so far ahead. I can leave for a year.
408
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,785
Maybe you could call your mom to come help?
409
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:51,221
Katie, I'm not calling my mom.
410
00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,180
I mean, how hard can it be? I can do it.
411
00:13:53,223 --> 00:13:55,660
I could do 80% of what you do, and that's a lot.
412
00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:59,621
80%? Well, you clearly have no idea how much work I do.
413
00:13:59,664 --> 00:14:01,101
75%.
414
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,079
This is not the time to do this. But I could do 75%...
415
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,037
Babe, do you even know what laundry detergent we use?
416
00:14:05,061 --> 00:14:07,194
It doesn't matter. I bet we already have it.
417
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,389
Do you know how to access the parent portal for school?
418
00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,024
Is that a wizard thing?
419
00:14:11,067 --> 00:14:12,808
- Portals aren't real, Katie.
- [SIGHS]
420
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,984
What could he be taking so long to discuss?
421
00:14:15,028 --> 00:14:16,594
Just two seconds. Just two seconds.
422
00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:17,639
- Yeah.
- Listen,
423
00:14:17,682 --> 00:14:19,510
this isn't forever, all right?
424
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,686
This is just to get the business off the ground.
425
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,688
You got to trust me.
426
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,038
I can do this.
427
00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,432
Do we have a deal?
428
00:14:31,305 --> 00:14:33,046
- Um, Lori.
- LORI: Yes.
429
00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:34,134
I will take it.
430
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,918
- No!
- [CHEERING]
431
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,615
DANIEL: All right, I guess.
432
00:14:37,659 --> 00:14:38,921
JUDGE: Congratulations!
433
00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,270
I am so excited!
434
00:14:40,314 --> 00:14:41,682
LORI: I think it's going to be great.
435
00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:42,969
KATIE: Thank you.
436
00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:43,752
- Thank you so much.
- LORI: You're so welcome.
437
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:44,884
KATIE: Oh, my God!
438
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:46,296
- Thank you. Thank you.
- It'll be great.
439
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,583
- And you? Congratulations, too.
- Yes. Appreciate it.
440
00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:49,932
And I wish you good luck.
441
00:14:49,976 --> 00:14:51,673
Okay. Well, it's not surgery, so...
442
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:52,998
- LORI: Okay. [LAUGHS]
- But I appreciate it.
443
00:14:53,022 --> 00:14:54,902
- Yeah. Thank you.
- LORI: All right, good. Yay!
444
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,025
DANIEL: Guys, good luck!
445
00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,263
ROBERT: Please, you're going to need it.
446
00:14:57,287 --> 00:14:58,810
[LAUGHING] Oh, my God.
447
00:14:59,550 --> 00:15:00,551
[EXCLAIMS GRACIOUSLY]
448
00:15:03,076 --> 00:15:04,468
NATE: Why are you so nervous?
449
00:15:04,512 --> 00:15:06,035
This is exciting.
450
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,254
KATIE: I am excited.
451
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:09,647
South Korea is just so far away,
452
00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:12,999
and I haven't been apart from the kids for more than a day.
453
00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,261
It's two weeks.
454
00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:15,803
You act like I'm going to blow the house up.
455
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,264
I know. I know.
456
00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:19,285
There's a lot worse things that can happen than that.
457
00:15:19,309 --> 00:15:20,678
And I'm sure I'll find all of them.
458
00:15:20,702 --> 00:15:22,704
[CHUCKLES]
459
00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:25,272
Oh, babe, actually, could you get breakfast started for me
460
00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,534
and I'll go wake up the girls?
461
00:15:26,577 --> 00:15:29,537
Oh, how many kids do we have again? I forget.
462
00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,148
There's a small one I saw the other day.
463
00:15:32,192 --> 00:15:34,716
- When did she come around?
- [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
464
00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,806
All right, I got this. Breakfast.
465
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,069
Easiest meal of the day.
466
00:15:41,114 --> 00:15:42,637
- [GROANING]
- [CLATTERING]
467
00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:46,902
I guess that's where the spaghetti goes.
468
00:15:48,121 --> 00:15:50,514
[GRUNTS] Easy-peasy.
469
00:15:56,433 --> 00:15:58,000
Yep. Oh.
470
00:15:58,870 --> 00:15:59,870
[SIGHS]
471
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,618
Come on. Get through.
472
00:16:08,576 --> 00:16:10,186
Oh, whatever.
473
00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:11,318
Extra calcium.
474
00:16:11,753 --> 00:16:12,754
Toast.
475
00:16:13,537 --> 00:16:15,104
- [THUMPING]
- Broken!
476
00:16:16,801 --> 00:16:17,801
Oh.
477
00:16:18,629 --> 00:16:19,630
Perfect.
478
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,371
Bye-bye.
479
00:16:21,415 --> 00:16:23,852
Just like the pilgrims did it.
480
00:16:23,895 --> 00:16:24,960
Don't wear the same thing as me.
481
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,222
HADLEY: But I was wearing it first!
482
00:16:26,246 --> 00:16:28,596
- You always copy what I wear!
- No, I don't!
483
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,095
Just say you want to be me at this point.
484
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,555
I don't.
485
00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,993
Breakfast is served.
486
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:36,691
[GIRLS SIGH]
487
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:39,781
Yeah, I don't eat scrambled eggs.
488
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:42,001
What? I thought you liked scrambled eggs.
489
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,480
That was, like, a month ago, Dad.
490
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,699
Now I hate them.
491
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,657
- I like scrambled eggs.
- No, you don't.
492
00:16:46,701 --> 00:16:48,094
Shh. I'm lying.
493
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:49,878
NATE: All right, what do you like, then?
494
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:51,619
Literally anything but that.
495
00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,925
- Sour Patch Kids.
- Salads.
496
00:16:53,969 --> 00:16:55,275
- Tacos?
- SAM: Airhead Xtremes.
497
00:16:55,318 --> 00:16:57,320
- Sushi.
- Yes! Sushi!
498
00:16:57,364 --> 00:16:58,689
Really, any kind of candy is good.
499
00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,628
GRACIE: Sure, Sam. HADLEY: Yep.
500
00:17:00,671 --> 00:17:02,760
Dad, are you Mom now?
501
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,458
Yes, I am your mother.
502
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:05,807
[GASPS] Could we do your makeup?
503
00:17:05,850 --> 00:17:07,635
- Yeah!
- We'll see.
504
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:09,004
HADLEY: Are you sure you're ready for this?
505
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,030
- I mean, we're kind of a lot.
- BOTH: Yeah.
506
00:17:11,073 --> 00:17:13,075
One, I don't like that you know that.
507
00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:14,511
And two, I'm your dad.
508
00:17:14,555 --> 00:17:16,600
I'm not a stranger. It just...
509
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:18,515
It's going to take a little time
510
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,430
to get used to the morning routine.
511
00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,345
Well, my morning routine's pretty easy.
512
00:17:22,389 --> 00:17:23,931
- I usually just have coffee.
- No, she doesn't.
513
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,044
- So, yeah.
- I get candy.
514
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:25,914
GRACIE: God, don't tell him what I do.
515
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:27,394
SAM: Always.
516
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,936
GRACIE: You're so annoying. SAM: Candy, candy, candy.
517
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,329
Sorry, babe. Sam and Gracie aren't eating eggs right now.
518
00:17:30,353 --> 00:17:32,660
Oh, yeah, we just talked about it. Toaster's broken.
519
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:33,835
- What?
- Crazy. I know.
520
00:17:33,878 --> 00:17:35,421
That's going to be something I use a lot.
521
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,012
KATIE: Broken or unplugged?
522
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,275
I'm not a mechanic, but I know when something's broke.
523
00:17:39,319 --> 00:17:40,711
[GIRLS ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]
524
00:17:40,755 --> 00:17:42,061
How about cereal?
525
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:43,192
BOTH: Yes! KATIE: No, no.
526
00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:45,281
How about some oatmeal with fruit?
527
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:46,345
- All right...
- GRACIE: Come on.
528
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:47,240
- HADLEY: No.
- I bet
529
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:48,154
that's around here somewhere.
530
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,546
GRACIE: Fine. KATIE: Yeah.
531
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,394
[SIGHS] Okay, babe. Let's go over this once more.
532
00:17:51,418 --> 00:17:53,420
Sam gets picked up at 2:45.
533
00:17:53,463 --> 00:17:56,945
Hadley and Gracie are at 3:15. Unless it's Wednesday
534
00:17:56,988 --> 00:17:58,903
and then the schedule's reversed, or Friday
535
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:00,316
where they all get out at the same time.
536
00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:02,516
That means you just have to hustle to get...
537
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:04,170
- [CLATTERING]
- NATE: Oh, man.
538
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,128
- Oh...
- [NATE CHUCKLES]
539
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,217
This might make you nervous...
540
00:18:10,741 --> 00:18:12,047
but it's all going to be fine.
541
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,962
Okay, here. It's all here.
542
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,486
You just have to trust the command center
543
00:18:16,530 --> 00:18:18,009
and you'll be great.
544
00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,490
I'll be honest. This command center has always scared me.
545
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:22,579
But I'm going to figure it out.
546
00:18:22,623 --> 00:18:24,451
You'll figure it out.
547
00:18:24,494 --> 00:18:25,863
- [KATIE SIGHS]
- Going to make a few
548
00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,933
of my own adjustments. "Sleepover"?
549
00:18:28,977 --> 00:18:30,544
No, thank you.
550
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,590
KATIE: I am going to be 13 hours ahead,
551
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,331
so that means that I'm going to be asleep
552
00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,159
in the middle of your day here.
553
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,857
Uh... Wash. We have to wash the towels first
554
00:18:39,901 --> 00:18:41,598
- before the clothes separately.
- Yes.
555
00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:43,141
What else? Oh, you're going to want to check.
556
00:18:43,165 --> 00:18:44,427
Hadley's model volcano here,
557
00:18:44,471 --> 00:18:45,709
because I think we might have over-filled it.
558
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:46,560
And you're definitely going to want to soak
559
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:47,711
that oatmeal bowl in the sink.
560
00:18:47,735 --> 00:18:48,910
Okay. Like right now?
561
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:51,042
No, no, no. Now you add water to cook it.
562
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,406
But then you soak it in the sink.
563
00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:53,435
All right.
564
00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:55,830
Girls! My babies!
565
00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,354
Oh, I'm going to miss you so much.
566
00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,355
Oh!
567
00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:00,400
Mm.
568
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:01,966
Can Dad go to South Korea instead?
569
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:03,359
KATIE: [CHUCKLES] No.
570
00:19:03,403 --> 00:19:04,926
Can he go somewhere else?
571
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,686
- Hey, I'm right here.
- KATIE: I am going to be back
572
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,104
before you know it. I promise. Come here.
573
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,237
- We're all going to die.
- [CHUCKLES]
574
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:13,978
- [CLANGS, RINGS]
- Hey! I fixed the toaster.
575
00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:17,156
- Bye.
- KATIE: Bye.
576
00:19:17,199 --> 00:19:19,767
- Have fun.
- KATIE: I love you guys.
577
00:19:19,810 --> 00:19:20,855
Don't worry about a thing.
578
00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,137
When you get back, the house will be
579
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,075
exactly like you left it.
580
00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:25,773
[DOORKNOB RATTLING]
581
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:29,255
Dad, the front door's locked. Do you have keys?
582
00:19:29,298 --> 00:19:32,040
Nope. Just keep waving.
583
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:34,434
We'll put Sam through a window in the back.
584
00:19:34,477 --> 00:19:35,739
Yes!
585
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,741
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
586
00:19:42,746 --> 00:19:45,532
NATE: All right. Who's getting dropped off first?
587
00:19:45,575 --> 00:19:48,839
Uh, Dad, you're, like, not even
driving in the right direction.
588
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:50,014
To your school?
589
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,495
To any of our schools.
590
00:19:52,539 --> 00:19:54,584
Wait. Do you not know where our schools are?
591
00:19:56,107 --> 00:19:58,327
[STUTTERS] No, I know where your schools are at.
592
00:19:58,371 --> 00:20:00,131
I know where they're at, but just to be safe,
593
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:01,678
I'm gonna put on my GPS.
594
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,812
So everybody, say your name
of your school out loud. Go now!
595
00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:07,206
Ooh, can we do laser tag instead?
596
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:08,946
No! Just give me the name of your school
597
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,489
or I'm going to call Mom at the airport.
598
00:20:10,513 --> 00:20:12,385
HADLEY: So you're going to call Mom
599
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,909
and admit you don't know the locations or names
600
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,389
of any of our schools?
601
00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:18,086
Yeah, I will. I mean, I...
602
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:19,696
I don't care how bad it makes me look.
603
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:22,046
- B-L-U-F-F-I-N-G.
- NATE: No.
604
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:24,310
No. Look, I'm going to count to three.
605
00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:26,834
Someone tell me the name of your school.
606
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,052
One,
607
00:20:29,053 --> 00:20:31,186
- two...
- I dialed for you.
608
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,753
- [LINE RINGING]
- What? No!
609
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:33,947
- No. Sam, give me the phone.
- [LAUGHS] It's actually ringing!
610
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,297
- Ringing!
- NATE: Sam, hang up the phone.
611
00:20:35,321 --> 00:20:36,776
- I was just...
- You were just what, Dad?
612
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,149
No! No! I was just...
613
00:20:38,193 --> 00:20:39,823
- Just say it! Admit it!
- Dad. Just admit it.
614
00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:40,978
NATE: No, no, I was just...
615
00:20:41,022 --> 00:20:42,763
Laser tag! Laser tag! Laser tag!
616
00:20:42,806 --> 00:20:44,068
- Dad, look out.
- I'm watching.
617
00:20:44,112 --> 00:20:45,829
- Just give it back real fast.
- I don't have it.
618
00:20:45,853 --> 00:20:47,289
- Sam!
- Say it! You were...
619
00:20:47,333 --> 00:20:48,919
Okay! All right, fine, I was just bluffing!
620
00:20:48,943 --> 00:20:50,312
- Ha! I knew it!
- NATE: Now will you please
621
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,163
- hang the phone up!
- Dad! Look out!
622
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:53,556
- [GRUNTING]
- [BRAKES SCREECH]
623
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:57,908
- [GIRLS SCREAMING]
- [SPLUTTERING]
624
00:20:57,952 --> 00:20:59,432
[LINE RINGING]
625
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,696
KATIE: Hi, guys. What's up? You miss me already?
626
00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:04,524
- [NATE SHUDDERS]
- [GIRLS SIGHING]
627
00:21:10,443 --> 00:21:12,314
What are you doing back here?
628
00:21:12,358 --> 00:21:15,143
Just reminding myself I'm still good at something.
629
00:21:15,186 --> 00:21:17,014
Hey, I noticed my picture's gone.
630
00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:18,538
Well, it's an employee photo,
631
00:21:18,581 --> 00:21:20,540
and you are no longer an employee.
632
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:23,412
Dan, I didn't quit. I'm on leave.
633
00:21:23,456 --> 00:21:24,500
I've heard that before.
634
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:26,154
I think you need to just figure out
635
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:27,851
where your priorities are.
636
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:29,505
I did. They're with my children.
637
00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:32,291
Great, okay, well, it hurts to hear you say that out loud.
638
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,597
Come on, man. If you had kids, you would understand.
639
00:21:34,641 --> 00:21:35,729
I do have kids.
640
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:37,513
- What?
- I have five kids.
641
00:21:37,557 --> 00:21:39,143
But you never hear me talk about them at work.
642
00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:40,908
Where did you get kids?
643
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,475
Is this guy bothering you?
644
00:21:42,518 --> 00:21:45,608
What happened to your shirt? Did a volcano explode on it?
645
00:21:45,652 --> 00:21:47,572
Yes, that's exactly what happened to this shirt.
646
00:21:47,610 --> 00:21:50,352
You'd be in the hospital. Volcanoes are very hot.
647
00:21:51,266 --> 00:21:52,789
Why... What is this?
648
00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:55,183
Peyton's my number one guy now, Nate. That's what this is.
649
00:21:55,226 --> 00:21:57,446
Uh-huh. Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
650
00:21:57,490 --> 00:21:59,448
You can't leave with company property.
651
00:21:59,492 --> 00:22:01,276
This was a gift from Dan.
652
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,000
Sorry, buddy. Not personal, it's a policy.
653
00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:08,370
- Dude.
- What? I don't make the rules.
654
00:22:08,414 --> 00:22:11,155
You're the floor manager. That's literally your job.
655
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:13,549
This is mine now.
656
00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,072
- [COFFEE HISSING]
- [GROANS SOFTLY]
657
00:22:15,116 --> 00:22:17,292
[CHUCKLES] Is it too hot for you?
658
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,336
PEYTON: No.
659
00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,990
It's just right.
660
00:22:21,557 --> 00:22:22,926
- [COFFEE HISSING]
- [MUFFLED GROANING]
661
00:22:22,950 --> 00:22:24,647
- Oh.
- [PEYTON GROANING]
662
00:22:24,691 --> 00:22:27,389
- Hey, oh, Peyton, don't do this.
- [MUFFLED GROANING]
663
00:22:27,433 --> 00:22:28,433
NATE: This is your guy?
664
00:22:29,478 --> 00:22:30,958
That's my number one guy.
665
00:22:31,001 --> 00:22:32,525
[PEYTON GROANING]
666
00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:34,527
[INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT OVER PA]
667
00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:41,621
Uh... Excuse me, are you the egg guy?
668
00:22:41,664 --> 00:22:44,711
No. But I do dabble in the egg section from time to time.
669
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,950
Oh, great. Uh, do you mind if I ask you some questions?
670
00:22:46,974 --> 00:22:48,845
- Sure.
- Uh, there's a lot of eggs here,
671
00:22:48,889 --> 00:22:50,978
and I need to buy some eggs for my family,
672
00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:53,720
so which ones would I choose?
673
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:55,591
Well, what type of egg are you looking for?
674
00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:58,377
NATE: Normal ones. Ones that my kids will eat.
675
00:22:58,420 --> 00:22:59,900
Those are pastured eggs.
676
00:22:59,943 --> 00:23:01,554
- Pastured.
- And they contain
677
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:03,947
twice as many omega-3s.
678
00:23:03,991 --> 00:23:06,254
Oh, wow. That's a lot of...
679
00:23:06,297 --> 00:23:08,387
That's more omega than I thought.
680
00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:10,867
Uh, I see these say free-range,
681
00:23:10,911 --> 00:23:13,348
and then the ones below it say cage-free.
682
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,306
So what's the difference between that?
683
00:23:15,350 --> 00:23:18,397
Well, those are free-range and those are cage-free.
684
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,789
Hm. Interesting.
685
00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:22,705
Let's say I don't know how to make eggs.
686
00:23:22,749 --> 00:23:25,882
Are there eggs that are already made?
687
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,364
Well, there are places called restaurants.
688
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:30,409
NATE: Hm.
689
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,300
All right, Pat. Getting a little...
690
00:23:33,324 --> 00:23:36,327
I don't care for your tone here.
691
00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:39,374
I know I've been grilling you pretty hard on the eggs,
692
00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,158
and I'm not wearing you out, am I?
693
00:23:41,202 --> 00:23:43,683
Because I'm going to need you
over there in the milk section.
694
00:23:43,726 --> 00:23:46,990
I mean, I can't wait to find out what Lace-taid means.
695
00:23:48,339 --> 00:23:51,255
Um... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
696
00:23:51,299 --> 00:23:54,215
Hey, Mom, just giving you a... a call.
697
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:55,869
Wanted to, uh...
698
00:23:55,912 --> 00:23:57,479
You know, I thought, I don't know,
699
00:23:57,523 --> 00:23:58,915
maybe you'd want to come stay.
700
00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:02,179
The girls wanted me to call you. They... they miss you.
701
00:24:02,223 --> 00:24:03,790
And so, they were like, "Oh, yeah",
702
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:05,487
"maybe she can come spend the night."
703
00:24:05,531 --> 00:24:07,968
You know, one or two nights. Uh...
704
00:24:09,186 --> 00:24:12,146
Twelve, thirteen tops. Thirteen tops.
705
00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:14,409
And, you know, just stay in Sam's room,
706
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:16,498
or Hadley's, or my room, I don't...
707
00:24:16,542 --> 00:24:19,283
- [SQUEAKS]
- [YELPS, GROANS]
708
00:24:19,327 --> 00:24:21,982
Ow. [GROANING] Golly, dude!
709
00:24:22,025 --> 00:24:23,984
Who put a towel there?
710
00:24:24,027 --> 00:24:25,855
Oh, God!
711
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,553
Oh, what...
712
00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346
[HAMMER THUMPING]
713
00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:48,617
Uh... Hello?
714
00:24:48,661 --> 00:24:50,924
Hello, sir. Am I speaking to the man of the house?
715
00:24:50,967 --> 00:24:54,014
No, she's not home. But what's going on up there?
716
00:24:54,057 --> 00:24:56,625
Uh, Keegan Jones. Keegan Roofing and Tile.
717
00:24:56,669 --> 00:24:58,845
Your wife had called to check my availability
718
00:24:58,888 --> 00:24:59,933
to replace your roof,
719
00:24:59,976 --> 00:25:01,301
and I thought, you know, why call back
720
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:02,718
and tell her I'm available
721
00:25:02,762 --> 00:25:04,503
when I can show her I'm available
722
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:06,635
by already being on the roof?
723
00:25:06,679 --> 00:25:08,768
All right. And Katie okayed all this?
724
00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,901
[STAMMERS] I mean, feel free to check my Yelp yourself.
725
00:25:11,945 --> 00:25:14,338
I got five stars and only one negative review
726
00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:15,862
and that is from my ex-wife.
727
00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:18,517
You know, she said my tools don't get the job done.
728
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,301
Okay. Uh, yeah, man.
729
00:25:20,344 --> 00:25:21,650
It's great. Uh...
730
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:23,043
Yeah, you're hired, I guess.
731
00:25:23,086 --> 00:25:24,740
What? Really?
732
00:25:24,784 --> 00:25:28,527
You know what? Maybe I should just call her real...
733
00:25:28,570 --> 00:25:30,093
[SIGHS] It's school pickup already!
734
00:25:30,137 --> 00:25:31,617
Shoot!
735
00:25:31,660 --> 00:25:33,967
Hey, I'm going to make you proud.
736
00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:37,448
Yeah, hey, good job. I'll see you tomorrow, okay?
737
00:25:37,492 --> 00:25:40,016
Good job. Great job today, you guys.
738
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,018
We're gonna wait for our parents to come.
739
00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:45,544
- Good job today!
- Hi. Hi. Hey.
740
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:46,545
Oh, hi!
741
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,024
Hey, what's up? I'm here for Sam.
742
00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,460
Oh, Mr. Wilcox.
743
00:25:49,504 --> 00:25:51,114
I'm so used to seeing Katie.
744
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:52,376
Well, get used to me
745
00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:53,919
because she's no longer with us, you know?
746
00:25:53,943 --> 00:25:55,466
[GASPS SOFTLY]
747
00:25:55,510 --> 00:25:58,948
Ah, 'cause she's in South Korea! Working. Yeah. Shark Tank.
748
00:25:58,992 --> 00:26:01,734
She's alive. Yeah. Sorry about that.
749
00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,953
Do you have a minute to talk?
750
00:26:04,650 --> 00:26:08,088
Am I... Am I in trouble?
751
00:26:08,131 --> 00:26:10,264
Sam's been hugging her classmates
752
00:26:10,307 --> 00:26:11,831
every time she sees them.
753
00:26:11,874 --> 00:26:13,441
- Okay.
- All day.
754
00:26:13,484 --> 00:26:17,358
Okay. I'll talk to her and, uh,
yeah, just tell her to stop.
755
00:26:17,401 --> 00:26:19,665
- So, thank you.
- No. Actually,
756
00:26:19,708 --> 00:26:22,929
at her age, telling her to stop may reinforce the behavior.
757
00:26:22,972 --> 00:26:24,670
We need to make sure
758
00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:26,976
we're communicating with the right words.
759
00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:29,544
Right... right words.
760
00:26:29,588 --> 00:26:31,154
You might want to take notes.
761
00:26:31,198 --> 00:26:32,373
Notes.
762
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:34,680
Notes.
763
00:26:34,723 --> 00:26:36,745
MS. VIOLET: So I'd like to introduce you to a concept
764
00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:39,293
called "the bubble of consent."
765
00:26:39,336 --> 00:26:42,513
Now, imagine each kiddo lives inside
766
00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,167
their own individual bubble.
767
00:26:44,211 --> 00:26:46,039
They can touch what's in their own bubble
768
00:26:46,082 --> 00:26:47,475
without having to ask,
769
00:26:47,518 --> 00:26:50,304
but they need permission,
770
00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,411
- yeah... [CHUCKLES]
- Okay.
771
00:26:51,435 --> 00:26:54,003
To enter another kiddo's bubble.
772
00:26:54,047 --> 00:26:55,483
Uh, say that part one more time.
773
00:26:55,526 --> 00:26:56,702
Which part?
774
00:26:56,745 --> 00:26:58,288
- Uh, the beginning of it.
- The beginning?
775
00:26:58,312 --> 00:27:00,096
Yeah, the beginning and the rest of it, too.
776
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,228
Okay.
777
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,012
[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
778
00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:07,190
What's wrong?
779
00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:09,236
Everything okay?
780
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:10,629
Avery and Trisha both knew
781
00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,413
how to spell "Chihuahua" and I didn't.
782
00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,416
Well, now you do, so...
783
00:27:15,459 --> 00:27:17,679
HADLEY: But, like, what if I don't know other words?
784
00:27:17,723 --> 00:27:19,115
I need to study more.
785
00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,682
All right. Where's your sister?
786
00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:22,771
Probably trying to get Brian to notice her.
787
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:23,815
"Brian"?
788
00:27:24,512 --> 00:27:25,905
Who's Brian?
789
00:27:25,948 --> 00:27:27,907
[INTRIGUING ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]
790
00:27:41,355 --> 00:27:43,313
- [HIGH-PITCHED] Gracie!
- [CAR HORN HONKS]
791
00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,185
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Hi.
- [CHUCKLES]
792
00:27:45,228 --> 00:27:46,665
It's your dad!
793
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:50,799
It's your family in a van! We live in the same house!
794
00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:53,236
I... I couldn't remember if you remembered.
795
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,022
GRACIE: My God! Dad! Was that really necessary?
796
00:27:56,065 --> 00:27:58,764
It was. I didn't know how else... how to...
797
00:27:58,807 --> 00:27:59,852
Who's Brian?
798
00:27:59,895 --> 00:28:01,157
A boy she likes.
799
00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:02,744
He's the reason she started shaving her legs.
800
00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,030
- Hadley!
- Oh, my God.
801
00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,355
What? You're in there shaving them every night.
802
00:28:05,379 --> 00:28:07,294
Every night?
803
00:28:07,337 --> 00:28:08,948
Your mom does it twice a year.
804
00:28:08,991 --> 00:28:11,864
Dad, I'm hungry. Can we get dinner?
805
00:28:11,907 --> 00:28:15,258
You all got to eat again? I thought we were done.
806
00:28:15,302 --> 00:28:17,783
Maybe Brian should come over for dinner.
807
00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:19,480
- You know what, Sam? That's a...
- No!
808
00:28:19,523 --> 00:28:20,762
- [HIGH-PITCHED] Brian!
- No! No!
809
00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:23,266
- Stop!
- Brian! Brian!
810
00:28:23,310 --> 00:28:24,137
DELIVERY GUY: Hey, pizza's here.
811
00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:25,180
Hey, man.
812
00:28:26,052 --> 00:28:28,489
Uh... Boom. There you go.
813
00:28:28,532 --> 00:28:30,273
Oh, you already tipped on the app, so...
814
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,622
Yeah. We're going to be seeing
815
00:28:31,666 --> 00:28:33,842
a lot of each other these next couple weeks.
816
00:28:33,886 --> 00:28:36,715
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me.
817
00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:38,499
[CHUCKLING] Hey.
818
00:28:40,327 --> 00:28:41,328
[SIGHS SOFTLY]
819
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:43,286
Night-night.
820
00:28:45,941 --> 00:28:47,856
All right, Sam, it's time for bed.
821
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,815
I'm almost done with second hugs.
822
00:28:49,858 --> 00:28:52,382
[SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION] Second hugs.
823
00:28:52,426 --> 00:28:54,602
Uh... You know what?
824
00:28:54,645 --> 00:28:55,927
Hey, let's talk about something real fast.
825
00:28:55,951 --> 00:28:57,474
Am I skipping a grade?
826
00:28:57,518 --> 00:29:00,303
No. Not by the looks of it.
We might even do a couple twice.
827
00:29:00,347 --> 00:29:01,652
Am I getting a horse?
828
00:29:01,696 --> 00:29:03,350
That's where you thought this was going?
829
00:29:03,393 --> 00:29:05,004
Uh... Oh.
830
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:08,007
How do I say it? Um...
831
00:29:12,228 --> 00:29:13,839
Don't hug kids at school.
832
00:29:13,882 --> 00:29:15,449
But I love my classmates.
833
00:29:15,492 --> 00:29:16,885
I know you do.
834
00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:20,019
And that's great. Just show them in a different way.
835
00:29:20,976 --> 00:29:21,976
Okay.
836
00:29:22,630 --> 00:29:23,979
Wow.
837
00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,938
All right. You know what?
838
00:29:27,069 --> 00:29:28,189
[SOFTLY] You're my favorite.
839
00:29:29,028 --> 00:29:30,290
- I know.
- Good night.
840
00:29:30,333 --> 00:29:31,726
Good night.
841
00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,076
[KISSES]
842
00:29:39,168 --> 00:29:41,257
Hadley. Screens off.
843
00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:43,912
What? No, but... but I'm... I'm just using the light
844
00:29:43,956 --> 00:29:45,392
to study my spelling flashcards.
845
00:29:45,435 --> 00:29:46,480
Of course you are.
846
00:29:46,523 --> 00:29:47,916
Night.
847
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,851
Look at you fighting for the number one spot, huh?
848
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,920
GRACIE: A party with boys? Yeah,
849
00:29:51,964 --> 00:29:54,029
my dad would never let me have one. Are you kidding?
850
00:29:54,053 --> 00:29:56,620
Gracie. Hey. Phones off, please.
851
00:29:56,664 --> 00:29:58,274
[DOOR SLAMS]
852
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:01,147
I guess I know my third favorite.
853
00:30:01,190 --> 00:30:04,411
- [AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
- Thirteen more days.
854
00:30:05,716 --> 00:30:07,457
"Night chores"?
855
00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,155
[GROANS SOFTLY]
856
00:30:10,634 --> 00:30:12,680
[SQUEAKING]
857
00:30:12,723 --> 00:30:14,160
[WHIRRING]
858
00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:20,731
What?
859
00:30:23,909 --> 00:30:26,041
I should've soaked it.
860
00:30:26,085 --> 00:30:27,173
God.
861
00:30:29,915 --> 00:30:31,960
- [WATER SPLASHING]
- [YELPS]
862
00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,838
1:30 in the morning. Golly.
863
00:30:44,407 --> 00:30:45,756
[GROANS SOFTLY]
864
00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:50,196
[RUMBLING]
865
00:30:50,239 --> 00:30:53,155
NATE: Are we running a car wash I don't know about?
866
00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:55,027
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
867
00:30:56,942 --> 00:30:58,247
Hey!
868
00:30:58,291 --> 00:31:00,467
KATIE: Hi, babe. How's it going?
869
00:31:00,510 --> 00:31:03,470
Great. Yeah. I hired a roofer.
870
00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,298
[GASPS] Oh! Nice. Which one?
871
00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,257
- Which what?
- Which roofer?
872
00:31:08,301 --> 00:31:10,303
I called all the top-rated places
873
00:31:10,346 --> 00:31:12,106
so I could make them bid against each other.
874
00:31:12,131 --> 00:31:14,152
[CHUCKLES] Then I also called my friend's cousin, Keegan,
875
00:31:14,176 --> 00:31:15,874
'cause his bid was so low,
876
00:31:15,917 --> 00:31:17,788
I thought I could use it against the others.
877
00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:19,138
So who did you go with?
878
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,704
- [THUDDING]
- [YELPING NEARBY]
879
00:31:20,748 --> 00:31:23,403
[GROANING]
880
00:31:23,446 --> 00:31:26,493
Uh... Yeah, I mean, I don't remember his name, you know.
881
00:31:26,536 --> 00:31:28,538
But he was a good one.
882
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:31,063
Hey, roof's looking pretty good, man.
883
00:31:31,106 --> 00:31:34,588
KATIE: Thank you so much for
handling that for me, babe. Oh!
884
00:31:34,631 --> 00:31:36,851
You must be on your way to go get the girls, huh?
885
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:38,984
Yep, as we speak. I'm going right now!
886
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,265
KATIE: And could you please drop off
887
00:31:40,289 --> 00:31:41,527
those forks I left in the back of the car?
888
00:31:41,551 --> 00:31:42,639
Thank you, I love you.
889
00:31:42,683 --> 00:31:45,947
NATE: Love you. Pistachios?
890
00:31:45,991 --> 00:31:47,209
What the...
891
00:31:54,477 --> 00:31:56,740
- Dad!
- [YELPS, SIGHS]
892
00:31:56,784 --> 00:31:58,655
- What are you doing?
- I was sleeping,
893
00:31:58,699 --> 00:32:00,701
or trying to.
894
00:32:00,744 --> 00:32:02,790
Why doesn't this couch fold out?
895
00:32:02,833 --> 00:32:04,618
Because not all couches fold out.
896
00:32:04,661 --> 00:32:07,577
I meant, what are you doing here? I called Mom.
897
00:32:07,621 --> 00:32:09,231
Yeah, she's on a cruise.
898
00:32:09,275 --> 00:32:11,016
Anyway, I'm here to help. [GROANS]
899
00:32:11,059 --> 00:32:12,495
- Are you?
- Yeah.
900
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:16,195
Yeah. As soon as I finish my siesta. [SIGHS]
901
00:32:16,238 --> 00:32:18,066
Oh, man.
902
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:20,068
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
903
00:32:23,506 --> 00:32:25,789
Uh, excuse me. Do you all know where to put these forks at?
904
00:32:25,813 --> 00:32:29,817
Uh, Nate Wilcox. Katie said we'd be seeing more of you.
905
00:32:29,860 --> 00:32:30,992
How you doing, sugar?
906
00:32:31,036 --> 00:32:32,167
Hanging in there, you know?
907
00:32:32,211 --> 00:32:33,995
Katie has me doing a lot of chores.
908
00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,605
It's basically Chore City at our house.
909
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:37,216
[WOMEN CHUCKLING]
910
00:32:37,259 --> 00:32:39,000
And all the cleaning sprays.
911
00:32:39,044 --> 00:32:41,176
Under our sink, it looks like a Baskin-Robbins.
912
00:32:41,220 --> 00:32:43,048
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
913
00:32:43,091 --> 00:32:44,484
Baskin-Robbins.
914
00:32:44,527 --> 00:32:45,920
[CHUCKLES]
915
00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:47,008
Uh... I mean, I used one
916
00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,203
the other day. It said "all-purpose."
917
00:32:48,227 --> 00:32:49,532
And it didn't clean anything up.
918
00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:51,360
Should've said "no purpose," you know?
919
00:32:51,404 --> 00:32:53,145
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- NATE: No purpose.
920
00:32:54,407 --> 00:32:56,365
- [LAUGHING] Oh, God.
- [LAUGHING]
921
00:32:56,409 --> 00:32:58,411
- What are we all laughing at?
- KELSEY: Conor,
922
00:32:58,454 --> 00:33:00,848
looks like you're not the only dad on campus anymore.
923
00:33:00,891 --> 00:33:02,284
And this one's funny.
924
00:33:02,328 --> 00:33:04,156
[ALL CHUCKLING]
925
00:33:04,199 --> 00:33:05,679
Oh, Nate?
926
00:33:05,722 --> 00:33:07,463
- Big time funny.
- Oh, wow.
927
00:33:07,507 --> 00:33:09,422
Say it, don't spray it, you know?
928
00:33:09,465 --> 00:33:10,771
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
929
00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,077
"Say it, don't spray it."
930
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:13,426
Dad?
931
00:33:13,469 --> 00:33:15,254
Thought you were going to wait in the car.
932
00:33:15,297 --> 00:33:16,622
Didn't you go to school in a sweater?
933
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,083
GRACIE: What?
934
00:33:18,126 --> 00:33:20,476
- No.
- NATE: Okay.
935
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,671
Well, I was going to wear the same thing.
936
00:33:21,695 --> 00:33:22,715
That would've been embarrassing.
937
00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:24,524
[WOMEN LAUGHING]
938
00:33:24,567 --> 00:33:25,742
NATE: What an absolute joy.
939
00:33:25,786 --> 00:33:27,222
I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.
940
00:33:27,266 --> 00:33:29,461
- All right. Pleasure.
- KELSEY: Nice to meet you, Nate.
941
00:33:29,485 --> 00:33:30,573
Thank you.
942
00:33:30,617 --> 00:33:31,898
MELISSA: That is the first funny dad.
943
00:33:31,922 --> 00:33:33,489
KELSEY: No bad dad jokes.
944
00:33:34,621 --> 00:33:35,883
CONOR: Hey, Nate.
945
00:33:36,971 --> 00:33:38,668
[SPEAKING SPANISH, CHUCKLING]
946
00:33:41,802 --> 00:33:42,882
[IN ENGLISH] What was that?
947
00:33:44,370 --> 00:33:45,608
Katie told me to drop forks off.
948
00:33:45,632 --> 00:33:48,026
Not the... Not the forks. Talking to the moms.
949
00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,637
If you need to bring the moms something, bring it to me.
950
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:52,073
Okay? Bring it to me.
951
00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,944
- I bring it to them. See?
- Okay.
952
00:33:53,988 --> 00:33:56,034
You know, and if you wanna hang out,
953
00:33:56,077 --> 00:33:58,514
don't hang out with the moms. Hang out with this guy!
954
00:33:58,558 --> 00:34:01,300
'Cause I've been texting you. You been getting those?
955
00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:03,780
No, I haven't.
956
00:34:03,824 --> 00:34:05,584
You haven't gotten a single one of my texts?
957
00:34:07,001 --> 00:34:08,742
- No.
- God, a lot of them say "read."
958
00:34:08,785 --> 00:34:10,570
- You can see that?
- Yeah, like,
959
00:34:10,613 --> 00:34:11,658
the whole color changes.
960
00:34:11,701 --> 00:34:12,765
I don't think I've gotten any of them.
961
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:13,834
- Really?
- Yeah.
962
00:34:13,877 --> 00:34:15,140
Can I see?
963
00:34:15,183 --> 00:34:19,622
Uh, I would, but it's way in there, and so...
964
00:34:19,666 --> 00:34:23,322
Just let me know. Even tonight,
we could grab a drink. Bowl.
965
00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:24,845
- Bowl?
- We'll do a bowl.
966
00:34:24,888 --> 00:34:26,542
- What?
- In the meantime,
967
00:34:26,586 --> 00:34:27,848
stay away from here.
968
00:34:27,891 --> 00:34:29,023
Okay?
969
00:34:29,067 --> 00:34:31,460
[IN SPANISH] My moms are not your moms.
970
00:34:32,679 --> 00:34:34,115
[SIGHS]
971
00:34:34,159 --> 00:34:36,117
[UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
972
00:34:41,992 --> 00:34:43,994
- [WHIRRING]
- [CHUCKLING]
973
00:34:44,038 --> 00:34:45,431
[CRACKLING]
974
00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:48,737
[BLOWS AIR]
975
00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:50,653
[COUGHING]
976
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,048
[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION]
977
00:34:59,836 --> 00:35:02,056
[KISSING]
978
00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,018
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
979
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,066
[INAUDIBLE]
980
00:35:24,383 --> 00:35:25,514
What?
981
00:35:30,824 --> 00:35:32,565
[LOW RUMBLING]
982
00:35:37,396 --> 00:35:40,138
Help! Help!
983
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,314
Help!
984
00:35:43,837 --> 00:35:45,578
[MUFFLED SCREAMING] Help!
985
00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,322
[GIRLS CHUCKLING]
986
00:35:50,365 --> 00:35:51,236
KATIE: [OVER PHONE] Yeah. So, basically,
987
00:35:51,279 --> 00:35:52,628
all of these people behind me
988
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,128
are here to help me with the Star Minder.
989
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:57,720
- We're kind of...
- Dad! Mom's in a factory!
990
00:35:57,764 --> 00:35:59,374
- Oh, what?
- Yeah.
991
00:35:59,418 --> 00:36:01,376
We're stress-testing different plastics
992
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,551
for the body of the star.
993
00:36:03,248 --> 00:36:04,727
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
994
00:36:04,771 --> 00:36:06,729
[IN ENGLISH] You speak South Korean?
995
00:36:06,773 --> 00:36:09,515
- It's just Korean, Dad.
- Well, not to them.
996
00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,734
- [CRACKLING]
- [GROANS SOFTLY]
997
00:36:11,778 --> 00:36:13,867
Dang, the team was really excited about that one.
998
00:36:13,910 --> 00:36:15,912
[SPEAKING KOREAN]
999
00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,914
[IN ENGLISH] Dad, what's for breakfast?
1000
00:36:17,958 --> 00:36:19,002
NATE: Uh...
1001
00:36:19,046 --> 00:36:20,874
- [TAPS]
- Pizza.
1002
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:22,963
- For breakfast?
- Just put milk on it.
1003
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:25,618
Uh, hey, Nate, could I talk to you privately?
1004
00:36:25,661 --> 00:36:29,143
Yeah, I was joking. Is that... I... I thought I muted that.
1005
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:31,058
You tapped Mom's hard hat, Dad.
1006
00:36:32,581 --> 00:36:33,713
[SOFTLY] Oh, my God.
1007
00:36:33,756 --> 00:36:36,106
Hey, I just want to say I totally respect
1008
00:36:36,150 --> 00:36:37,693
- your healthy breakfast thing...
- KATIE: No, I know.
1009
00:36:37,717 --> 00:36:40,023
- But, you know...
- No, no, no, no. It's fine.
1010
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,243
I wanted to check and see how you were doing.
1011
00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:43,810
Uh... Great.
1012
00:36:43,853 --> 00:36:46,943
I'm great. You know, I mean, with the command center and...
1013
00:36:46,987 --> 00:36:48,554
You know, don't worry about me.
1014
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:50,773
- We're good over here.
- Yeah?
1015
00:36:50,817 --> 00:36:53,298
'Cause I know it's hard.
1016
00:36:53,341 --> 00:36:55,125
You know, we're growing into new roles.
1017
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,040
Uh... I'm not growing into a new role.
1018
00:36:57,084 --> 00:36:58,955
I'm just keeping your role warm, right?
1019
00:36:58,999 --> 00:37:01,175
Right. Yeah.[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] I think what I meant...
1020
00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:02,544
Uh... No. No, I know what you meant.
1021
00:37:02,568 --> 00:37:04,831
It's just for now.
1022
00:37:04,874 --> 00:37:06,572
It's just for now. Yeah. Yeah.
1023
00:37:08,051 --> 00:37:09,966
Okay. Um... Hey, babe, I have,
1024
00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:11,490
like, 25 people waiting for me.
1025
00:37:11,533 --> 00:37:12,665
I got to go.
1026
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,710
I have 25 people waiting on me too.
1027
00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:15,842
Okay.
1028
00:37:15,885 --> 00:37:17,080
You know, the kids. I was making a...
1029
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:19,149
- It's just two more days, Nate.
- Okay. Yep.
1030
00:37:19,193 --> 00:37:21,674
- Okay? I love you.
- Two more days.
1031
00:37:21,717 --> 00:37:25,678
Uh... Yep. All right. All right. I love you.
1032
00:37:28,028 --> 00:37:30,683
[WASHING MACHINE RUMBLING]
1033
00:37:30,726 --> 00:37:32,424
All right. I'm headed out!
1034
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:33,947
Your mom is back from the cruise.
1035
00:37:33,990 --> 00:37:35,403
This is the first time I've seen you awake
1036
00:37:35,427 --> 00:37:36,471
since you got here.
1037
00:37:36,515 --> 00:37:37,820
Well, I'm glad I could help.
1038
00:37:37,864 --> 00:37:39,581
Now, you just call me if you need anything.
1039
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:41,084
I... I couldn't find Katie.
1040
00:37:41,128 --> 00:37:43,088
- Tell her I said goodbye. Okay?
- [SWITCH CLICKS]
1041
00:37:43,609 --> 00:37:44,610
Really?
1042
00:37:44,653 --> 00:37:45,761
WALTER: Get me a home-cooked meal.
1043
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,700
[SIGHING IN EXHAUSTION]
1044
00:37:47,743 --> 00:37:50,180
NATE: Ladies, I think we know why we're here.
1045
00:37:50,224 --> 00:37:51,834
We're getting a horse?
1046
00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:53,749
We're here to talk about towels.
1047
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:56,012
Specifically, why am I carrying
1048
00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:59,451
100 pounds of towels up and down
40 steps all day, every day?
1049
00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,322
Hadley, how many towels you use a day?
1050
00:38:01,366 --> 00:38:04,064
- One.
- NATE: Interesting. Okay.
1051
00:38:04,107 --> 00:38:05,848
Gracie, how many towels you use?
1052
00:38:05,892 --> 00:38:08,111
- One.
- Also one.
1053
00:38:09,199 --> 00:38:11,724
- Sam?
- I've never used a towel.
1054
00:38:11,767 --> 00:38:15,467
[CHUCKLING] What? She doesn't even use a towel.
1055
00:38:15,510 --> 00:38:20,689
So our house is magically generating wet towels all day.
1056
00:38:20,733 --> 00:38:22,343
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1057
00:38:22,387 --> 00:38:25,520
All right. We're not done talking about this.
1058
00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:27,542
[SOFTLY] Okay, how many towels do you actually use?
1059
00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:29,350
- Eight.
- Eight?
1060
00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:32,701
Howdy, partner! [CHUCKLES]
1061
00:38:32,745 --> 00:38:34,616
I hope you don't mind. We're a touch early.
1062
00:38:34,660 --> 00:38:37,445
I got to get to line dancing with the moms.
1063
00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:39,491
- What?
- CONOR: Moms' night out.
1064
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:43,146
I wanted to do paint and sip, but, uh, I got outvoted.
1065
00:38:43,190 --> 00:38:45,279
What? You didn't cancel our sleepover?
1066
00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:49,022
No, I did cancel it. I pulled the Post-it off the calendar.
1067
00:38:49,065 --> 00:38:51,241
Okay, but did you call people's parents?
1068
00:38:51,285 --> 00:38:52,741
NATE: I don't even know your friends' names,
1069
00:38:52,765 --> 00:38:55,507
so how would I know who their parents are? You know.
1070
00:38:55,550 --> 00:38:56,701
GRACIE: [GASPS] There's Jane!
1071
00:38:56,725 --> 00:38:58,466
- There's another one?
- CONOR: Hey, Jane.
1072
00:38:58,510 --> 00:39:00,009
NATE: I don't know how to do a sleepover.
1073
00:39:00,033 --> 00:39:02,644
Your mom didn't leave me any notes on a sleepover.
1074
00:39:02,688 --> 00:39:04,733
It's a sleepover. I mean, it's not rocket science.
1075
00:39:04,777 --> 00:39:07,693
Just, uh, make them some popcorn
and let them do your makeup.
1076
00:39:07,736 --> 00:39:08,868
GIRLS: Yes!
1077
00:39:08,911 --> 00:39:10,062
- Go get him, girls.
- [GIRLS EXCLAIMING]
1078
00:39:10,086 --> 00:39:11,760
- Oh, my God, yes!
- CONOR: You all have fun!
1079
00:39:11,784 --> 00:39:14,439
- [GIRLS SQUEALING]
- [UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
1080
00:39:14,482 --> 00:39:15,962
[GIRLS CLAMORING]
1081
00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,839
- [SONG CONCLUDES]
- [MUFFLED CHEERING]
1082
00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:26,364
JANE: Three, two, one! GRACIE: Two, one!
1083
00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:27,669
- Oh!
- What, Dad?
1084
00:39:27,713 --> 00:39:28,583
Stop it. This is...
1085
00:39:28,627 --> 00:39:29,802
Your mom does this?
1086
00:39:29,845 --> 00:39:31,345
Yeah. Have you ever seen her with nose hairs?
1087
00:39:31,369 --> 00:39:32,824
- All the time.
- No, because I've never looked.
1088
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,154
You should. It's very smooth.
1089
00:39:34,197 --> 00:39:35,784
Okay, guys, we're just going to go for it, okay?
1090
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:37,462
Just one and done. And we got it. Okay?
1091
00:39:37,505 --> 00:39:40,639
- Okay. Ready? Go, Dad. Two, one!
- Ready? Three, two, one!
1092
00:39:40,682 --> 00:39:42,336
- Oh! No, no, no.
- What?
1093
00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,618
- You know, this is crazy.
- Oh, my God!
1094
00:39:43,642 --> 00:39:45,121
- Come on!
- You all are crazy.
1095
00:39:45,165 --> 00:39:46,185
- You're so annoying.
- This is...
1096
00:39:46,209 --> 00:39:47,578
I'm going to live like this forever,
1097
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:48,971
- and it'll just come out...
- Right. Okay.
1098
00:39:48,995 --> 00:39:50,518
- When it comes out.
- No. Stop.
1099
00:39:50,562 --> 00:39:52,496
Mr. Wilcox, let me just tell you
something. Just right here.
1100
00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:54,411
Okay, between you and me, I do this all the time.
1101
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,326
Yeah, but you don't have a forest up your nose, Jane.
1102
00:39:56,350 --> 00:39:58,067
- Wait, are you filming?
- JANE: Here we go.
1103
00:39:58,091 --> 00:39:59,571
Uh, nope. Just looking something up.
1104
00:39:59,614 --> 00:40:01,703
- [CELL PHONE BEEPS]
- GRACIE: And action!
1105
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:05,403
[SCREAMING, SOBBING]
1106
00:40:05,446 --> 00:40:07,753
- [UPBEAT SONG RESUMES]
- [NATE SCREAMING]
1107
00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:09,383
- [SONG STOPS]
- I'm so sorry, Mr. Wilcox.
1108
00:40:09,407 --> 00:40:11,210
I've never had someone bleed like that before.
1109
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:13,387
Jane, don't worry about it. I'm sorry I screamed so much.
1110
00:40:13,411 --> 00:40:14,475
It's okay. You'll get them next time!
1111
00:40:14,499 --> 00:40:15,935
Okay, okay.
1112
00:40:15,978 --> 00:40:18,178
- [SOFTLY] So embarrassing.
- [SOFTLY] I know. It's bad.
1113
00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:19,982
[NATE SIGHS]
1114
00:40:20,026 --> 00:40:22,898
Dude, did you get beat up?
1115
00:40:25,858 --> 00:40:28,338
Is it normal for a roofer to come inside
1116
00:40:28,382 --> 00:40:29,427
and work at night?
1117
00:40:29,470 --> 00:40:31,777
Yeah, it's normal for a good roofer.
1118
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,909
Look, um... I'm not trying to snoop,
1119
00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,433
but while I was up there,
1120
00:40:35,476 --> 00:40:37,802
I heard some kids fighting through one of the bigger holes.
1121
00:40:37,826 --> 00:40:39,219
- Bigger holes?
- Look, I...
1122
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:41,177
I can't get into my process with you, Nate.
1123
00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:42,527
All right?
1124
00:40:42,570 --> 00:40:45,268
There is an interpersonal issue in your home.
1125
00:40:45,312 --> 00:40:46,835
Yeah, we're having a sleepover.
1126
00:40:46,879 --> 00:40:51,710
It's not just any sleepover, Nate! It's a girls' sleepover.
1127
00:40:51,753 --> 00:40:55,975
Look, I got five sisters. Girls do psychological damage.
1128
00:40:56,018 --> 00:40:58,238
- You can repair a roof.
- [UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING]
1129
00:40:58,281 --> 00:41:00,849
You can't repair the memory of a friend
1130
00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:03,156
telling you your eyes are too close together.
1131
00:41:11,425 --> 00:41:12,818
Seems quiet.
1132
00:41:12,861 --> 00:41:15,777
Calm before the storm.
1133
00:41:15,821 --> 00:41:19,477
When they get quiet, that's when they get mean.
1134
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,349
Now, you need to get up there
and give them a group activity
1135
00:41:22,392 --> 00:41:25,221
before they start splitting off
and talking about each other.
1136
00:41:25,265 --> 00:41:27,920
[SOFTLY] No, no, I think you're overreacting.
1137
00:41:27,963 --> 00:41:28,964
[GIRL SCREAMING]
1138
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:30,226
Dear God, we're too late.
1139
00:41:30,270 --> 00:41:31,227
What do I do?
1140
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,838
Well, get up there and stop this
1141
00:41:32,881 --> 00:41:34,535
before they're damaged for life.
1142
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:36,774
I'm not the one that goes up there. Katie goes up there.
1143
00:41:36,798 --> 00:41:38,670
I stay down here and make ice cream sundaes,
1144
00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,513
and they come eat them once the crying stops.
1145
00:41:40,541 --> 00:41:42,500
Well, tonight, you're all out of Katie.
1146
00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:44,414
And ice cream.
1147
00:41:44,458 --> 00:41:47,983
I had to check your freezer... for roof reasons.
1148
00:41:48,984 --> 00:41:50,943
[MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING]
1149
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,098
TRISHA: Stop, no, you're...
1150
00:41:56,122 --> 00:41:57,186
HADLEY: It has an "E" at the end.
1151
00:41:57,210 --> 00:41:58,472
TRISHA: Oh, my gosh!
1152
00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,387
You're so dramatic about this. All the time.
1153
00:42:00,430 --> 00:42:02,041
[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1154
00:42:02,084 --> 00:42:03,564
[DOOR CREAKING]
1155
00:42:05,435 --> 00:42:07,916
Hey, how's it going up here?
1156
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,760
- We can't be friends.
- [INDISTINCT SHOUTING]
1157
00:42:10,266 --> 00:42:12,181
[CHUCKLING] Whoa!
1158
00:42:12,225 --> 00:42:14,357
Let's take a deep breath.
1159
00:42:14,401 --> 00:42:16,751
[EXHALES] Hadley, what happened?
1160
00:42:16,795 --> 00:42:17,926
The spelling bee!
1161
00:42:17,970 --> 00:42:19,928
What? I don't... The spelling bee happened?
1162
00:42:19,972 --> 00:42:22,017
No! The spelling bee is ruining our lives.
1163
00:42:22,061 --> 00:42:23,429
[VOICE SHAKING] And tearing us apart.
1164
00:42:23,453 --> 00:42:24,672
It's all I think about.
1165
00:42:24,716 --> 00:42:26,892
I have blisters from my flashcards.
1166
00:42:26,935 --> 00:42:29,677
TRISHA: I can't hear a word without spelling it.
1167
00:42:29,721 --> 00:42:31,287
I-T. It.
1168
00:42:31,331 --> 00:42:33,309
And we realize that once the spelling bee happens,
1169
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,508
only one of us will win.
1170
00:42:34,552 --> 00:42:36,181
And the rest of us won't be friends anymore
1171
00:42:36,205 --> 00:42:37,685
because we'll be so sad about losing.
1172
00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:39,120
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1173
00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:42,603
Girls, that's what this is about?
1174
00:42:43,430 --> 00:42:45,258
[CHUCKLING] Oh, my goodness.
1175
00:42:45,867 --> 00:42:48,914
Oh! Girls, girls,
1176
00:42:48,957 --> 00:42:51,525
do I have great news for you.
1177
00:42:52,657 --> 00:42:54,876
No one cares about a spelling bee.
1178
00:42:55,790 --> 00:42:57,052
- What?
- What is he talking...
1179
00:42:57,096 --> 00:42:58,682
Look, I mean, yeah, it's fun to compete,
1180
00:42:58,706 --> 00:43:00,578
and it's fun to win. Sure.
1181
00:43:00,621 --> 00:43:02,928
But do I have any of my old spelling bee trophies
1182
00:43:02,971 --> 00:43:04,190
on my desk at work?
1183
00:43:04,233 --> 00:43:06,235
Dad, you've never won a spelling bee.
1184
00:43:06,279 --> 00:43:09,630
But even if I did, I wouldn't have them on my desk
1185
00:43:09,674 --> 00:43:11,676
because it would be kind of dumb.
1186
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:14,417
We've been studying real hard, Mr. Wilcox.
1187
00:43:14,461 --> 00:43:16,376
That's great. That's wonderful.
1188
00:43:16,419 --> 00:43:19,771
But putting your self-worth into this contest...
1189
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,295
is dumb.
1190
00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:24,166
- Dad, it's not...
- Dumb?
1191
00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:25,515
Yes, it is.
1192
00:43:25,559 --> 00:43:27,996
I'll show you. Uh, give me a word to spell.
1193
00:43:28,040 --> 00:43:29,215
Fiduciary.
1194
00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,975
[BLOWS RASPBERRY] Never heard of that word.
1195
00:43:30,999 --> 00:43:34,089
No idea how to spell it. Do you all know how to spell it?
1196
00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:38,311
[IN UNISON] F-I-D-U-C-I-A-R-Y.
1197
00:43:38,354 --> 00:43:40,443
Look at that. You're already spelling better
1198
00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:43,403
than a grown man who owns a home.
1199
00:43:43,446 --> 00:43:46,406
It doesn't matter who gets the trophy. You're all winners.
1200
00:43:46,449 --> 00:43:49,061
And you're going to use your big spelling brains
1201
00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:51,063
to get big-paying jobs one day,
1202
00:43:51,106 --> 00:43:52,736
and you're going to be able to buy all...
1203
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,067
- Okay, Dad, you can go.
- Okay.
1204
00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:56,590
GIRLS: I'm so sorry.
1205
00:43:56,634 --> 00:43:58,244
- It's okay.
- We can still be friends.
1206
00:43:58,287 --> 00:43:59,830
There's going to be so many spelling bees.
1207
00:43:59,854 --> 00:44:01,682
Girls' sleepover. Pretty easy.
1208
00:44:05,207 --> 00:44:06,208
Sam.
1209
00:44:07,296 --> 00:44:08,428
Why are you wet?
1210
00:44:08,471 --> 00:44:11,039
I had to make my horse leave.
1211
00:44:11,083 --> 00:44:12,562
You don't have a horse.
1212
00:44:12,606 --> 00:44:14,086
Not anymore.
1213
00:44:14,129 --> 00:44:16,262
She was drinking out of my fish tank.
1214
00:44:16,305 --> 00:44:17,611
Wait, were you drinking water
1215
00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:18,893
- out of your fish tank?
- [STOMACH RUMBLING]
1216
00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:21,093
- [RETCHES]
- [WATER SPLASHING]
1217
00:44:21,136 --> 00:44:22,877
- [SPITS]
- I feel better now.
1218
00:44:24,749 --> 00:44:26,620
I don't know how Katie does it.
1219
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,492
Pick them up. Drop them off. Pick them up again.
1220
00:44:29,536 --> 00:44:30,885
Never get time to myself.
1221
00:44:32,017 --> 00:44:33,168
Every time I go to the bathroom,
1222
00:44:33,192 --> 00:44:35,542
Sam talks to me through the door.
1223
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,892
I get no sleep.
1224
00:44:37,936 --> 00:44:41,461
Spotify just keeps recommending mommy podcasts to me.
1225
00:44:41,504 --> 00:44:43,463
My feet hurt. My back hurts.
1226
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:46,031
My jeans don't fit right, and look at me.
1227
00:44:46,074 --> 00:44:47,554
I'm stuffing my face.
1228
00:44:47,597 --> 00:44:50,513
I'm not even hungry, and I'm just pounding away.
1229
00:44:53,429 --> 00:44:56,955
I'm not cut out for this life, Peter. I'm no Conor Ashford.
1230
00:45:00,915 --> 00:45:03,701
And what is a salesman if he doesn't sell?
1231
00:45:05,877 --> 00:45:07,313
You remind me of my dad.
1232
00:45:07,356 --> 00:45:08,836
What's he like?
1233
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,838
I don't know. I haven't seen him in 10 years.
1234
00:45:10,882 --> 00:45:12,884
- Oh.
- But right before he snapped
1235
00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,538
and left me at that Chuck E. Cheese ball pit,
1236
00:45:15,582 --> 00:45:18,977
his face looked exactly like yours does right now.
1237
00:45:20,326 --> 00:45:22,110
- Thanks, Peter.
- You're welcome.
1238
00:45:22,154 --> 00:45:23,982
Don't you got to deliver that stuff?
1239
00:45:24,025 --> 00:45:26,419
[SCOFFS] What's going to happen? They're going to fire me?
1240
00:45:26,462 --> 00:45:27,942
"Oh, no. I guess I have to sign up"
1241
00:45:27,986 --> 00:45:29,770
"with a new email address."
1242
00:45:29,814 --> 00:45:31,511
Whole company is run by a robot.
1243
00:45:32,686 --> 00:45:34,122
You want a donut?
1244
00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:37,996
No. I was embarrassed on national television by a donut.
1245
00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,085
Oh, dude, was that... That was you?
1246
00:45:40,128 --> 00:45:42,087
I love that video.
1247
00:45:42,130 --> 00:45:43,610
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1248
00:45:43,653 --> 00:45:45,283
KEVIN: [IN SING-SONG VOICE] Holding a donut! Donut! Donut!
1249
00:45:45,307 --> 00:45:47,657
- Oh, dude, that's humiliating.
- Oh.
1250
00:45:47,701 --> 00:45:48,852
Holding a donut. He's a bozo.
1251
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:50,071
NATE: That's enough. Swipe it away.
1252
00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:51,661
- GRACIE: And action!
- [SCREAMING]
1253
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:52,985
PETER: Oh, dude, that's you too!
1254
00:45:53,011 --> 00:45:54,447
How did that get on there?
1255
00:45:54,490 --> 00:45:58,494
What are the odds? The algorithm must be listening to us.
1256
00:46:01,236 --> 00:46:03,195
[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
1257
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,155
KATIE: Not bad.
1258
00:46:07,199 --> 00:46:08,940
- Mommy!
- Hi, baby.
1259
00:46:08,983 --> 00:46:11,290
There she is. Hi.
1260
00:46:11,333 --> 00:46:13,031
Mom! Finally!
1261
00:46:13,074 --> 00:46:15,337
Hi, hi.
1262
00:46:15,381 --> 00:46:17,557
Hey! I was just preheating the oven.
1263
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,688
I missed you guys!
1264
00:46:18,732 --> 00:46:20,821
[CHUCKLING] Wow. Hi.
1265
00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,345
- Mm.
- NATE: So glad you're back.
1266
00:46:23,389 --> 00:46:24,782
HADLEY: Mom, since you left,
1267
00:46:24,825 --> 00:46:27,349
- our clothes smell different.
- Different, like, bad?
1268
00:46:27,393 --> 00:46:28,786
They smell like you.
1269
00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:30,396
Sounds like a good thing to me.
1270
00:46:30,439 --> 00:46:32,548
GRACIE: Well, my skin type has
changed from combination to oily
1271
00:46:32,572 --> 00:46:34,202
because we eat pizza every night for dinner.
1272
00:46:34,226 --> 00:46:35,618
We don't only eat pizza.
1273
00:46:35,662 --> 00:46:37,055
In fact, tonight,
1274
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:40,972
I'm cooking lasagne. Yes, excuse me.
1275
00:46:41,015 --> 00:46:42,800
[SCOFFS] Great. More carbs.
1276
00:46:42,843 --> 00:46:44,192
Well, I've had a great time.
1277
00:46:44,236 --> 00:46:46,325
I need all-new makeup. I need all-new skincare.
1278
00:46:46,368 --> 00:46:47,955
- We will talk about all of that.
- Redone.
1279
00:46:47,979 --> 00:46:49,937
Can I just... Can I bring my bags upstairs?
1280
00:46:49,981 --> 00:46:51,504
I have souvenirs for you guys.
1281
00:46:51,547 --> 00:46:52,960
GRACIE: [GASPS] Souvenirs! HADLEY: Where is it?
1282
00:46:52,984 --> 00:46:54,333
Now, you're excited.
1283
00:46:54,376 --> 00:46:56,416
- GRACIE: Where is it?
- Stop it. You're hogging it.
1284
00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:59,294
Now, you remind me of my mom.
1285
00:46:59,338 --> 00:47:01,993
All right, dude. Just give me the lasagne.
1286
00:47:02,036 --> 00:47:03,951
KATIE: Check it all out. HADLEY: Thank you.
1287
00:47:03,995 --> 00:47:06,127
I mean, I thought it was going to go well,
1288
00:47:06,171 --> 00:47:08,390
but it is going so well.
1289
00:47:08,434 --> 00:47:10,566
We already have distribution.
1290
00:47:10,610 --> 00:47:12,806
I mean, Lori thinks I'm going to be her next Scrub Daddy.
1291
00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,528
Yeah. I mean, I don't know what that means,
1292
00:47:15,571 --> 00:47:17,486
but it sounds cool.
1293
00:47:17,530 --> 00:47:18,879
- [SIZZLING]
- [WINCES] Golly!
1294
00:47:18,923 --> 00:47:20,838
- You okay?
- NATE: Uh... Yeah.
1295
00:47:20,881 --> 00:47:23,014
Nah, I'm fine. It ha... It happens all the time.
1296
00:47:23,057 --> 00:47:24,232
Does it?
1297
00:47:24,276 --> 00:47:26,713
Yes, it does.
1298
00:47:26,756 --> 00:47:28,846
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
- Who's calling me?
1299
00:47:28,889 --> 00:47:31,805
- [KISSES, CHUCKLING]
- Oh.
1300
00:47:31,849 --> 00:47:33,198
- It's Lori.
- NATE: Ah.
1301
00:47:33,894 --> 00:47:36,114
Hi, Lori. Uh-huh.
1302
00:47:37,115 --> 00:47:38,943
[GASPS] Yes.
1303
00:47:38,986 --> 00:47:40,248
No way!
1304
00:47:40,292 --> 00:47:41,772
They're fast-tracking the Star Minder
1305
00:47:41,815 --> 00:47:43,382
to come out at the end of the month.
1306
00:47:43,425 --> 00:47:45,490
- Oh, my God! That's amazing.
- Mom, that's amazing! Good job.
1307
00:47:45,514 --> 00:47:46,515
Mm-hm.
1308
00:47:47,038 --> 00:47:48,038
Okay.
1309
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:50,084
Oh.
1310
00:47:50,128 --> 00:47:52,695
[GROANS] Two more weeks?
1311
00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:54,741
SAM: What?
1312
00:47:54,784 --> 00:47:57,918
KATIE: Really? I just got home with my family.
1313
00:47:57,962 --> 00:47:59,964
- What?
- KATIE: No. No, no. I...
1314
00:48:00,007 --> 00:48:01,269
I understand.
1315
00:48:01,313 --> 00:48:03,010
[SOFTLY] I'm sorry.
1316
00:48:03,054 --> 00:48:04,533
Of course. Yeah, I know.
1317
00:48:04,577 --> 00:48:07,623
Just have your assistant send me the... the flight info,
1318
00:48:07,667 --> 00:48:08,798
and I'll see you tomorrow.
1319
00:48:09,756 --> 00:48:11,801
Okay. Bye.
1320
00:48:11,845 --> 00:48:14,282
- Are you leaving again?
- GRACIE: What? Mom?
1321
00:48:14,326 --> 00:48:15,825
- But you just got back.
- [GROANING] I know.
1322
00:48:15,849 --> 00:48:17,198
I mean, you just got back.
1323
00:48:17,242 --> 00:48:19,505
We gave you a big "just got back" hug.
1324
00:48:19,548 --> 00:48:21,115
We wouldn't have done that big of a hug
1325
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:22,900
if we knew you were just stopping by.
1326
00:48:22,943 --> 00:48:25,076
I don't want to leave, you guys.
1327
00:48:25,119 --> 00:48:27,948
I really don't. I just... I have to. And it...
1328
00:48:27,992 --> 00:48:29,819
It's only San Francisco this time.
1329
00:48:29,863 --> 00:48:31,169
And just for two more weeks.
1330
00:48:31,212 --> 00:48:33,606
Is it, though? You know...
1331
00:48:33,649 --> 00:48:35,932
You don't know what it's been like for these past two weeks
1332
00:48:35,956 --> 00:48:37,392
for all of us, so...
1333
00:48:37,436 --> 00:48:38,785
KATIE: I know it's hard.
1334
00:48:38,828 --> 00:48:41,962
It's really hard for me, too.
1335
00:48:42,006 --> 00:48:44,051
But this is a big opportunity.
1336
00:48:44,095 --> 00:48:47,141
You guys, this has the potential
to change all of our lives.
1337
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:52,146
But what if our lives were fine before?
1338
00:48:54,366 --> 00:48:57,282
- [SMOKE DETECTOR BEEPING]
- [ALL GROANING]
1339
00:48:57,325 --> 00:48:59,501
NATE: Oh! Oh! GIRLS: Dad!
1340
00:48:59,545 --> 00:49:01,416
HADLEY: Come on, Dad. Come on! GRACIE: Dad!
1341
00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:02,480
- NATE: I got it, I got it.
- Dad.
1342
00:49:02,504 --> 00:49:03,462
- Everything's fine.
- It's so loud.
1343
00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:04,767
Everything's fine.
1344
00:49:04,811 --> 00:49:07,031
Everything's fine. Everything's fine. [GRUNTS]
1345
00:49:07,074 --> 00:49:08,728
- [GRUNTING]
- [BEEPING STOPS]
1346
00:49:08,771 --> 00:49:09,947
[KATIE SIGHS]
1347
00:49:09,990 --> 00:49:11,209
NATE: [PANTING] All right.
1348
00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:13,820
- Everything's fine. All right.
- [SIGHS]
1349
00:49:15,735 --> 00:49:16,736
Look, uh...
1350
00:49:18,477 --> 00:49:22,655
We'll figure it out, all right? It's great.
1351
00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:24,439
- Thank you.
- NATE: [STUTTERS] It is great.
1352
00:49:24,483 --> 00:49:26,398
Yeah, it is. It really is.
1353
00:49:27,660 --> 00:49:29,575
And you know what?
1354
00:49:29,618 --> 00:49:31,359
I picked up something in Korea
1355
00:49:31,403 --> 00:49:33,057
that I think could help make things
1356
00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:35,755
run a little smoother around here.
1357
00:49:35,798 --> 00:49:38,323
GIRLS: [CHUCKLING] Wow!
1358
00:49:38,366 --> 00:49:40,020
A digital calendar.
1359
00:49:40,064 --> 00:49:42,022
This is the command center of the future.
1360
00:49:42,066 --> 00:49:44,198
Oh, that's great. That's great.
1361
00:49:44,242 --> 00:49:45,722
KATIE: Oh. And this is the best part.
1362
00:49:46,418 --> 00:49:47,897
- [MEOWING]
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
1363
00:49:47,941 --> 00:49:49,290
- Isn't it cute?
- SAM: Aw.
1364
00:49:49,334 --> 00:49:50,988
Calendar cat!
1365
00:49:51,031 --> 00:49:53,642
KATIE: Yeah, and now I can run the calendar
1366
00:49:53,686 --> 00:49:55,098
- from anywhere in the world.
- GRACIE: So cool.
1367
00:49:55,122 --> 00:49:56,776
KATIE: I can send you daily notes
1368
00:49:56,819 --> 00:49:59,997
and post healthy recipes, extra to-dos.
1369
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,302
You're gonna love it.
1370
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:03,477
[ANIMATED CAT MEOWS]
1371
00:50:04,566 --> 00:50:05,785
KATIE: Thank you.
1372
00:50:17,188 --> 00:50:18,988
- [CAR STARTS]
- I guess we're on our own now.
1373
00:50:19,538 --> 00:50:21,279
Three orphans.
1374
00:50:23,281 --> 00:50:25,109
[QUIRKY MUSIC PLAYING]
1375
00:50:36,511 --> 00:50:38,513
[GROANS] That's not coming out.
1376
00:50:47,914 --> 00:50:51,744
- [PERFUME SPRAYING]
- Oh, my...
1377
00:50:51,787 --> 00:50:53,330
You're... You're not washing our clothes.
1378
00:50:53,354 --> 00:50:54,834
Hadley, why are you down here?
1379
00:50:54,877 --> 00:50:56,246
- Gracie! Sam! Get down here!
- NATE: Stop it right now.
1380
00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:57,813
- Do not call them.
- Get down here. Right now!
1381
00:50:57,837 --> 00:50:59,447
Do not come down! Do not come down!
1382
00:50:59,491 --> 00:51:02,320
Dad is spraying our clothes with perfume
1383
00:51:02,363 --> 00:51:03,799
and then putting them back dirty.
1384
00:51:03,843 --> 00:51:05,410
That's why I smell like Mom?
1385
00:51:05,453 --> 00:51:06,648
- No, no.
- HADLEY: I don't get it.
1386
00:51:06,672 --> 00:51:08,674
You're constantly down here doing laundry.
1387
00:51:08,717 --> 00:51:10,850
Yeah, because I'm constantly doing towels!
1388
00:51:10,893 --> 00:51:12,460
Do you see that? Look at it.
1389
00:51:12,504 --> 00:51:15,246
It doesn't stop. Your mom said I do towels first,
1390
00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,943
and I can never get to second.
1391
00:51:16,986 --> 00:51:18,249
What's going on?
1392
00:51:18,292 --> 00:51:19,748
- Dad's not washing our clothes.
- All right.
1393
00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,513
All right. That's it.
1394
00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,775
Let's state the obvious.
1395
00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,559
- You're a monster.
- You made us gross.
1396
00:51:24,603 --> 00:51:26,387
Your mom's system isn't working.
1397
00:51:26,431 --> 00:51:29,521
- It works for Mom.
- NATE: Yes, because Mom is Mom,
1398
00:51:29,564 --> 00:51:31,827
and I'm not Mom, all right?
1399
00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:34,091
I thought I could be for a few weeks.
1400
00:51:34,134 --> 00:51:35,440
I tell you, I almost did it.
1401
00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:36,808
- No, you didn't.
- I said, "Almost."
1402
00:51:36,832 --> 00:51:38,007
HADLEY: Not even close.
1403
00:51:38,051 --> 00:51:39,420
There were moments that were pretty good.
1404
00:51:39,444 --> 00:51:41,620
- I saw you crying in a closet.
- NATE: Look, anyway,
1405
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:44,013
Mom's system worked for your mom.
1406
00:51:44,057 --> 00:51:46,755
And when this was temporary, I thought, I'll just be her.
1407
00:51:46,799 --> 00:51:50,237
But clearly, it's not. So we need a new plan.
1408
00:51:50,281 --> 00:51:53,414
A new era has to start.
1409
00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:55,329
A Dad era!
1410
00:51:56,852 --> 00:51:58,854
This sounds like a terrible idea.
1411
00:51:58,898 --> 00:52:00,484
- [ANIMATED CAT YOWLS]
- [GRACIE AND HADLEY GASP]
1412
00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:02,119
[GASPS] Calendar cat!
1413
00:52:02,162 --> 00:52:03,337
Can you do that?
1414
00:52:03,381 --> 00:52:05,905
Yeah, because it's my era.
1415
00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:07,559
But how will you remember our schedules?
1416
00:52:07,602 --> 00:52:10,431
Uh, a little thing called "you tell me, and I remember."
1417
00:52:10,475 --> 00:52:13,042
And if I forget, you tell me again.
1418
00:52:13,086 --> 00:52:16,307
The "Dad era" is about teamwork.
1419
00:52:16,350 --> 00:52:19,788
If we work together, you will get what you want,
1420
00:52:19,832 --> 00:52:22,226
and I will get what I want.
1421
00:52:22,269 --> 00:52:26,055
Which is going back to doing what I do best, selling cars.
1422
00:52:26,099 --> 00:52:28,493
Why can we not have our cake and eat it, too?
1423
00:52:28,536 --> 00:52:30,059
So let's talk about it.
1424
00:52:30,103 --> 00:52:32,932
What are the things that we need to get through this?
1425
00:52:32,975 --> 00:52:34,063
I want a horse.
1426
00:52:34,107 --> 00:52:36,153
That can't be one of the things.
1427
00:52:36,196 --> 00:52:38,111
What about food? We don't have a single fruit
1428
00:52:38,155 --> 00:52:39,678
or vegetable in the entire house.
1429
00:52:39,721 --> 00:52:41,288
And toiletries. I had to shave my legs
1430
00:52:41,332 --> 00:52:42,724
last night with Country Crock.
1431
00:52:42,768 --> 00:52:44,354
- I love Country Crock.
- HADLEY: I needed a Band-Aid,
1432
00:52:44,378 --> 00:52:45,858
and you said, "Just use tape."
1433
00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:47,575
Silverware drawer is filled with dry spaghetti.
1434
00:52:47,599 --> 00:52:49,316
Yeah. Well, tell me somewhere where dry spaghetti is not.
1435
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:51,013
And we just found out that all our clothes are dirty.
1436
00:52:51,037 --> 00:52:52,081
- Yeah.
- NATE: Okay.
1437
00:52:52,125 --> 00:52:53,866
I know where we need to go.
1438
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:56,608
Yeah, the grocery store, the mall, the hardware store.
1439
00:52:56,651 --> 00:52:58,653
Just one place.
1440
00:52:58,697 --> 00:53:02,179
One magical place with fluorescent lights
1441
00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:04,050
that solves every problem you've ever had.
1442
00:53:04,093 --> 00:53:05,399
The hospital?
1443
00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:07,401
NATE: No. Even better.
1444
00:53:07,445 --> 00:53:08,924
Walmart!
1445
00:53:08,968 --> 00:53:10,839
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
1446
00:53:10,883 --> 00:53:12,450
I got cleaning supplies.
1447
00:53:12,493 --> 00:53:14,669
Gracie, toiletries, Hadley, food.
1448
00:53:14,713 --> 00:53:17,411
Let's be safe. Let's have fun. Walmart on three.
1449
00:53:17,455 --> 00:53:18,499
One, two, three.
1450
00:53:18,543 --> 00:53:20,675
- ALL: Walmart!
- [HADLEY CHUCKLES]
1451
00:53:23,983 --> 00:53:25,550
- [WOMAN YELLS]
- [HADLEY GROANS]
1452
00:53:25,593 --> 00:53:28,117
- [WOMAN GROANS]
- Sorry!
1453
00:53:28,161 --> 00:53:29,858
- [BOTH EXCLAIMING]
- [CLATTERING]
1454
00:53:31,164 --> 00:53:32,948
Oh, I'll get two weeks of T-shirts
1455
00:53:32,992 --> 00:53:34,385
and two weeks of underwear.
1456
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:35,734
What about socks?
1457
00:53:35,777 --> 00:53:38,215
Uh, socks are optional, but let's go nuts.
1458
00:53:38,258 --> 00:53:39,303
Okay.
1459
00:53:39,346 --> 00:53:41,392
What happens after two weeks?
1460
00:53:41,435 --> 00:53:43,872
Well, we throw all this out and start over.
1461
00:53:43,916 --> 00:53:47,049
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
1462
00:53:56,885 --> 00:53:58,496
- [CREAKING]
- [STRAINING]
1463
00:54:00,889 --> 00:54:01,934
[CLINKS]
1464
00:54:06,939 --> 00:54:09,507
[WHOOPING TRIUMPHANTLY]
1465
00:54:09,550 --> 00:54:12,336
NATE: All right. Now that we are doing things my way,
1466
00:54:12,379 --> 00:54:15,252
we are going to run this like a top-notch dealership.
1467
00:54:15,295 --> 00:54:17,602
This is your incentive board.
1468
00:54:17,645 --> 00:54:20,039
The more chores you do, the more perks you get.
1469
00:54:20,082 --> 00:54:21,258
Yes.
1470
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:22,955
Each of you will keep a maintenance log
1471
00:54:22,998 --> 00:54:25,020
to keep track of all the things you're running out of
1472
00:54:25,044 --> 00:54:26,437
and I will go get them.
1473
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:29,570
Over here, this is the parts and accessories counter.
1474
00:54:29,614 --> 00:54:31,616
This is where we're going to keep hair ties
1475
00:54:31,659 --> 00:54:33,705
and stuff that I've been stepping on.
1476
00:54:33,748 --> 00:54:35,073
- That's fair.
- That's a good idea.
1477
00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:38,187
Welcome to the Wilcox Family Dealership.
1478
00:54:38,231 --> 00:54:40,451
Now please go enjoy your sweet,
1479
00:54:40,494 --> 00:54:42,322
delicious, easy-to-clean breakfast.
1480
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:44,150
And let's have a great day out there.
1481
00:54:57,555 --> 00:54:58,556
Mm.
1482
00:54:59,426 --> 00:55:00,645
Put on a pot of coffee.
1483
00:55:00,688 --> 00:55:02,995
The world's best salesman is back!
1484
00:55:03,038 --> 00:55:04,475
Nate, what are you doing here?
1485
00:55:04,518 --> 00:55:06,215
Uh, doing what I do best.
1486
00:55:06,259 --> 00:55:10,176
Living life my way and selling amazing vehicles.
1487
00:55:10,219 --> 00:55:11,395
Peyton.
1488
00:55:11,438 --> 00:55:13,005
Wait! He's back? He can't be back.
1489
00:55:13,048 --> 00:55:14,199
Well, what about your daughters?
1490
00:55:14,223 --> 00:55:15,636
Hey, does your wife know you're back?
1491
00:55:15,660 --> 00:55:18,663
Don't worry about my family. They're taken care of.
1492
00:55:21,883 --> 00:55:23,407
[KEEGAN LAUGHING]
1493
00:55:23,450 --> 00:55:24,993
GRACIE: All right, you guys can choose the next song.
1494
00:55:25,017 --> 00:55:26,888
You know, my ex-wife said she didn't think
1495
00:55:26,932 --> 00:55:28,629
I had the skills to be a parent.
1496
00:55:28,673 --> 00:55:30,588
Can you believe that?
1497
00:55:30,631 --> 00:55:32,720
[VOICE SHAKING] If she could only see me now.
1498
00:55:32,764 --> 00:55:33,852
- Aw.
- Aw.
1499
00:55:34,853 --> 00:55:36,855
[SONG CONTINUES PLAYING]
1500
00:55:41,773 --> 00:55:44,036
It's time to take out the towels.
1501
00:55:44,079 --> 00:55:45,646
- [EXPLOSION]
- [YELPS]
1502
00:55:55,221 --> 00:55:56,483
Are these all turtlenecks?
1503
00:55:56,527 --> 00:55:58,050
In every color.
1504
00:55:58,093 --> 00:55:59,834
- [SIGHS]
- I know.
1505
00:55:59,878 --> 00:56:01,836
Look, you want to get Brian's attention,
1506
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,448
this is how you do it. It isn't edgy clothes.
1507
00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:06,363
It's to dress conservatively.
1508
00:56:07,015 --> 00:56:09,322
Also, ignore him.
1509
00:56:09,366 --> 00:56:12,151
Maybe find a different route to class, even.
1510
00:56:12,194 --> 00:56:14,109
Maybe? All right.
1511
00:56:14,153 --> 00:56:15,676
[SIGHS] Thanks, Dad.
1512
00:56:22,291 --> 00:56:23,399
- NATE: You're going to love it.
- Mm-hm.
1513
00:56:23,423 --> 00:56:24,555
All right. Good to see you.
1514
00:56:24,598 --> 00:56:26,513
You are on fire, Nate.
1515
00:56:26,557 --> 00:56:28,254
That guy just came in to use the bathroom.
1516
00:56:28,297 --> 00:56:30,343
Put it on the board.
1517
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:32,693
- [AIR HORN BLOWING]
- [CLATTERS, SHATTERS]
1518
00:56:33,999 --> 00:56:36,871
Here's to work-life balance.
1519
00:56:36,915 --> 00:56:38,046
Cheers.
1520
00:56:42,616 --> 00:56:44,226
[HORNS HONKING]
1521
00:56:44,749 --> 00:56:46,751
[EXCLAIMING]
1522
00:56:49,536 --> 00:56:51,712
Okay, it's just getting sad now.
1523
00:56:51,756 --> 00:56:53,322
[CELL PHONE DINGS]
1524
00:56:55,324 --> 00:56:57,414
Yeah, Sam's still kissing kids.
1525
00:56:58,937 --> 00:57:00,417
[EXHALES]
1526
00:57:03,681 --> 00:57:05,204
[SONG ENDS]
1527
00:57:05,247 --> 00:57:07,554
Am I crazy, or is $100 kind of cheap?
1528
00:57:07,598 --> 00:57:08,903
[HORSE WHINNIES]
1529
00:57:08,947 --> 00:57:11,297
I mean, Cinnamon's like family to us, you know.
1530
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:12,820
He's been with us forever.
1531
00:57:12,864 --> 00:57:14,343
He's a good boy, you know.
1532
00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:16,694
He's just not been the same since the incident that day.
1533
00:57:16,737 --> 00:57:18,323
I mean, you know, we're at the fairgrounds,
1534
00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,784
there's laughter, music.
1535
00:57:19,827 --> 00:57:21,438
He got a little out of control
1536
00:57:21,481 --> 00:57:24,136
- and things got kind of wild...
- Fifty bucks and it's a deal.
1537
00:57:24,179 --> 00:57:25,529
- Okay.
- All right.
1538
00:57:27,879 --> 00:57:29,228
Is that...
1539
00:57:29,271 --> 00:57:30,708
Yep. And as long as you promise
1540
00:57:30,751 --> 00:57:32,449
to stop kissing all the kids at school,
1541
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,233
Cinnamon is yours.
1542
00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:37,366
[SCREAMING] I'm going to put all my kisses on Cinnamon.
1543
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:39,151
- [SQUEALING]
- [EXCLAIMING] Whoa, whoa.
1544
00:57:39,194 --> 00:57:42,720
Let's maybe wait a second. Don't make any big noises
1545
00:57:42,763 --> 00:57:45,636
and maybe just blow the kisses. Does that work?
1546
00:57:45,679 --> 00:57:47,681
- Thank you, Daddy.
- You're welcome.
1547
00:57:49,596 --> 00:57:51,196
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV]
- NATE: Wow.
1548
00:57:51,293 --> 00:57:52,773
Really?
1549
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:55,167
She's not hugging and kissing anyone at school anymore?
1550
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:57,865
That's great. I guess my bubble talk worked!
1551
00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:01,129
What? You can do that?
1552
00:58:02,479 --> 00:58:04,481
All right, yeah. All right. Bye.
1553
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:07,179
[CHUCKLING] Man.
1554
00:58:07,222 --> 00:58:08,702
Oh, my goodness.
1555
00:58:08,746 --> 00:58:10,811
You're not going to believe it. That was Sam's teacher
1556
00:58:10,835 --> 00:58:14,360
and they're talking about skipping her up a grade.
1557
00:58:14,403 --> 00:58:16,318
Wow. You should get us all horses.
1558
00:58:16,362 --> 00:58:18,712
Well, we don't have the land for that.
1559
00:58:18,756 --> 00:58:19,994
Dad, the toilet's clogged again.
1560
00:58:20,018 --> 00:58:21,323
Was it you?
1561
00:58:21,367 --> 00:58:22,716
Ew. No.
1562
00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,389
Well, that sounds like a Service Manager problem.
1563
00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:25,850
Who's the Service Manager?
1564
00:58:25,893 --> 00:58:29,593
I'm on it. This gets me a week's supply of cupcakes.
1565
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:30,898
NATE: Attagirl.
1566
00:58:30,942 --> 00:58:33,510
Don't forget to put a car on the board.
1567
00:58:33,553 --> 00:58:37,165
Hey, feet up. Janitor's coming through.
1568
00:58:37,209 --> 00:58:38,882
GRACIE: Oh, by the way, what time is your, uh,
1569
00:58:38,906 --> 00:58:40,429
Salesman of the Year thing tomorrow?
1570
00:58:40,473 --> 00:58:44,129
Uh, all afternoon. Yeah. It's a big deal. Yeah. Man.
1571
00:58:44,172 --> 00:58:47,262
Okay, and what about Hadley's spelling bee?
1572
00:58:47,306 --> 00:58:49,047
Uh, it's afternoon too.
1573
00:58:49,090 --> 00:58:50,372
- But I can do both.
- [VACUUM THUDS]
1574
00:58:50,396 --> 00:58:51,808
So if you don't... Oh, look, she got stuck.
1575
00:58:51,832 --> 00:58:53,573
- You mind kicking it?
- [THUDS]
1576
00:58:53,617 --> 00:58:55,880
- Ah, there she goes. Huh?
- [VACUUM WHIRRING]
1577
00:58:55,923 --> 00:58:57,185
Go put a car on the board
1578
00:58:57,229 --> 00:58:59,318
- for yourself.
- [SNICKERS]
1579
00:59:05,324 --> 00:59:07,239
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1580
00:59:11,156 --> 00:59:14,246
JUDGE: Your word is "duopoly."
1581
00:59:15,290 --> 00:59:16,640
CONTESTANT: Duopoly.
1582
00:59:16,683 --> 00:59:21,688
- D-U-O-P-O-L-Y.
- [INDISTINCT CONVERSATION]
1583
00:59:21,732 --> 00:59:23,560
Duopoly.
1584
00:59:23,603 --> 00:59:25,403
- JUDGE: That's correct.
- [AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1585
00:59:26,388 --> 00:59:27,389
Settle down.
1586
00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,609
Everybody, settle down.
1587
00:59:29,653 --> 00:59:30,915
- [GAVEL BANGING]
- Order!
1588
00:59:31,785 --> 00:59:32,830
[SOFTLY] Hi.
1589
00:59:32,873 --> 00:59:36,442
Our next competitor is Hadley Wilcox.
1590
00:59:36,485 --> 00:59:37,617
[WHOOPS]
1591
00:59:37,661 --> 00:59:40,838
- Sir, please.
- NATE: [CHUCKLING] Sorry.
1592
00:59:40,881 --> 00:59:42,230
[SOFTLY] This is exciting.
1593
00:59:42,274 --> 00:59:43,188
[SHUSHES]
1594
00:59:43,231 --> 00:59:44,581
JUDGE: Your word is "systematic."
1595
00:59:45,625 --> 00:59:47,235
Systematic.
1596
00:59:47,279 --> 00:59:48,585
NATE: You got this, Hadley!
1597
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,171
- [AIR HORN BLOWING]
- [AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING]
1598
00:59:50,195 --> 00:59:52,477
- Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Sir, this is a spelling bee.
1599
00:59:52,501 --> 00:59:53,851
NATE: That's not...
1600
00:59:53,894 --> 00:59:56,070
It's not the vibe. I'm sorry. [CHUCKLING] Sorry.
1601
00:59:57,202 --> 00:59:58,899
- [WHOOPS]
- HADLEY: Systematic.
1602
00:59:59,552 --> 01:00:03,469
S-Y-S-T-E-M-
1603
01:00:03,512 --> 01:00:06,777
- A-T-I-C.
- [SOFTLY] A-T-I-K.
1604
01:00:07,647 --> 01:00:09,214
HADLEY: Systematic.
1605
01:00:09,257 --> 01:00:11,085
- She got it wrong.
- That's correct.
1606
01:00:11,129 --> 01:00:13,044
Oh, there we go! Hadley!
1607
01:00:13,087 --> 01:00:14,436
Come on, everybody!
1608
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:18,615
Spelling is unpredictable, man.
1609
01:00:18,658 --> 01:00:20,486
- That was a wild ride.
- CONOR: Yeah.
1610
01:00:20,529 --> 01:00:22,619
That's not how I spell it.
1611
01:00:22,662 --> 01:00:24,533
- [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
- [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1612
01:00:30,888 --> 01:00:33,978
Oh, looks like your boy abandoned you again, Dan, huh?
1613
01:00:34,021 --> 01:00:36,110
He's probably loading up Power Cards for his kids
1614
01:00:36,154 --> 01:00:37,938
at Dave and Buster's right now.
1615
01:00:37,982 --> 01:00:39,505
No, he wouldn't do that to me.
1616
01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:43,074
Just saying, he doesn't care about you or this place.
1617
01:00:43,117 --> 01:00:44,423
He never did.
1618
01:00:44,466 --> 01:00:45,642
He'll be here.
1619
01:00:45,685 --> 01:00:47,469
- HADLEY: I-O-N.
- [CELL PHONE VIBRATES]
1620
01:00:47,513 --> 01:00:49,254
- Cushion.
- JUDGE: That's correct.
1621
01:00:49,297 --> 01:00:50,647
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1622
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:56,522
[SOFTLY] Hey. Psst. Psst.
1623
01:00:56,565 --> 01:00:57,784
How many rounds is this?
1624
01:00:57,828 --> 01:00:59,307
- How many rounds?
- Yeah.
1625
01:00:59,351 --> 01:01:01,416
Well, they just keep going until there's only one kid left.
1626
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,809
- [JUDGE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
- [SIGHS]
1627
01:01:02,833 --> 01:01:04,661
Have you not been to a spelling bee before?
1628
01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:07,141
[WHISPERING] They didn't have them when I was in school.
1629
01:01:07,185 --> 01:01:08,752
[WHISPERING] I think they had them.
1630
01:01:08,795 --> 01:01:10,623
I think maybe, just, you weren't in them.
1631
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:11,842
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1632
01:01:14,192 --> 01:01:15,759
Hey, I got to run to the bathroom.
1633
01:01:15,802 --> 01:01:17,674
- Will you watch my seat?
- Watch it?
1634
01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:19,608
- Yeah, just make sure no one...
- Hey, when you come back,
1635
01:01:19,632 --> 01:01:22,069
instead of sitting there, why don't you come up front,
1636
01:01:22,113 --> 01:01:23,767
sit next to your guy right here.
1637
01:01:23,810 --> 01:01:24,898
Uh...
1638
01:01:26,247 --> 01:01:27,529
[IN NORMAL VOICE] I'll meet you in there.
1639
01:01:27,553 --> 01:01:29,381
- [CHUCKLING]
- [JUDGE SHUSHES]
1640
01:01:29,424 --> 01:01:30,817
WOMAN: You got a little something.
1641
01:01:30,861 --> 01:01:32,297
Wow. Whoa.
1642
01:01:32,340 --> 01:01:33,578
- [AIR HORN BLOWS]
- [CROWD GASPING]
1643
01:01:33,602 --> 01:01:36,736
Never fear, your Salesman of the Year is here!
1644
01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:37,955
WOMAN 2: All right, Nate!
1645
01:01:37,998 --> 01:01:40,697
- That's my guy!
- NATE: That's me. His guy.
1646
01:01:40,740 --> 01:01:42,394
This is awesome. I'm so excited.
1647
01:01:42,437 --> 01:01:44,111
Let's get going because I don't have a ton of time.
1648
01:01:44,135 --> 01:01:46,659
Where do you have to be that's more important than this?
1649
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:47,878
[CLICKS TONGUE]
1650
01:01:47,921 --> 01:01:49,836
Nowhere. I got nowhere to be!
1651
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:51,118
I got nowhere to be. All right?
1652
01:01:51,142 --> 01:01:52,230
I'm just, like, excited.
1653
01:01:52,273 --> 01:01:53,884
- All right.
- Chill. Bring it down.
1654
01:01:53,927 --> 01:01:55,581
I got to introduce you to the manager
1655
01:01:55,624 --> 01:01:57,017
of our Cool Springs dealership.
1656
01:01:57,061 --> 01:01:58,758
He's been dying to meet you.
1657
01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,325
All right, yeah. I can't wait.
1658
01:02:00,368 --> 01:02:01,369
- Let's go.
- DAN: Yeah.
1659
01:02:02,849 --> 01:02:04,329
- Mike Vanderholden.
- Hey.
1660
01:02:04,372 --> 01:02:05,504
Is it true
1661
01:02:05,547 --> 01:02:08,028
- that you know Mr. Wonderful?
- Huh?
1662
01:02:08,072 --> 01:02:09,745
DAN: Yeah, I was telling him how you were on Shark Tank.
1663
01:02:09,769 --> 01:02:11,423
Man, you got to give me his number.
1664
01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:14,426
I have a killer invention that I need to pitch to him.
1665
01:02:14,469 --> 01:02:16,776
Yeah, I don't... I... I don't really know them.
1666
01:02:16,820 --> 01:02:17,864
I was on one episode.
1667
01:02:17,908 --> 01:02:19,189
MIKE: Listen, don't hold out on me.
1668
01:02:19,213 --> 01:02:20,582
I'm gonna give you a piece of the pie, my man.
1669
01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:21,781
I don't want a piece.
1670
01:02:21,825 --> 01:02:23,870
- Judicious.
- [BELL DINGS]
1671
01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:25,567
I'm sorry but that is incorrect.
1672
01:02:26,307 --> 01:02:27,787
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1673
01:02:30,268 --> 01:02:31,636
MIKE: Let me get your Linkedln, then,
1674
01:02:31,660 --> 01:02:33,290
and I'll just find the sharks through that.
1675
01:02:33,314 --> 01:02:34,901
You're going to find the sharks through Linkedln.
1676
01:02:34,925 --> 01:02:36,250
I don't have... I don't have Linkedln.
1677
01:02:36,274 --> 01:02:38,406
I thought you said this guy was cool, man.
1678
01:02:38,450 --> 01:02:39,494
- All right.
- DAN: Yeah.
1679
01:02:39,538 --> 01:02:40,776
- Dan, can we get this going?
- Yeah.
1680
01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,150
- Hey, uh, one second. Hey.
- Yeah, no problem.
1681
01:02:43,194 --> 01:02:44,978
You're acting crazy right now. Okay?
1682
01:02:45,022 --> 01:02:46,153
So I just want to check in.
1683
01:02:46,197 --> 01:02:47,589
I'm just excited about the speech.
1684
01:02:47,633 --> 01:02:48,697
I just want to do the speech.
1685
01:02:48,721 --> 01:02:49,591
I don't want to forget it, you know?
1686
01:02:49,635 --> 01:02:50,592
Great.
1687
01:02:50,636 --> 01:02:52,159
- Good, good, good.
- All right.
1688
01:02:52,203 --> 01:02:53,378
[BELL DINGS]
1689
01:02:53,421 --> 01:02:55,293
I'm so sorry, but that is incorrect.
1690
01:02:55,336 --> 01:02:56,337
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1691
01:02:58,252 --> 01:03:02,430
And with that, we are down to our final two contestants.
1692
01:03:02,474 --> 01:03:03,649
First up...
1693
01:03:04,650 --> 01:03:05,869
Hadley Wilcox.
1694
01:03:05,912 --> 01:03:06,912
[AUDIENCE CLAPPING]
1695
01:03:12,266 --> 01:03:15,095
JUDGE: Your word is "diphtheria."
1696
01:03:17,271 --> 01:03:18,271
HADLEY: Uh...
1697
01:03:21,667 --> 01:03:23,147
Can you please repeat the word?
1698
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:25,802
JUDGE: Diphtheria.
1699
01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:28,543
HADLEY: Diphtheria.
1700
01:03:28,587 --> 01:03:30,328
[SCATTERED CLAPPING]
1701
01:03:30,371 --> 01:03:32,243
NATE: There it is.
1702
01:03:32,286 --> 01:03:34,201
- [ALL CHEERING]
- Thank you.
1703
01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:35,812
Thank you.
1704
01:03:35,855 --> 01:03:37,833
I don't have a lot of time,
so I'm going to make this quick.
1705
01:03:37,857 --> 01:03:40,294
Uh, a lot of people want to say
that dads can't have it all,
1706
01:03:40,338 --> 01:03:42,819
and I'm here to say that's not true.
1707
01:03:42,862 --> 01:03:45,778
- [SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
- Yes! [EXCLAIMS]
1708
01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,694
Look, it's amazing to win Salesman of the Year, it is.
1709
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:51,175
But the real prize will be when I go home,
1710
01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:52,872
and I open that front door,
1711
01:03:52,916 --> 01:03:54,569
and I hold up these tickets
1712
01:03:54,613 --> 01:03:57,485
and see the looks on my kids' faces!
1713
01:04:03,230 --> 01:04:06,233
Uh, all right. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
1714
01:04:06,277 --> 01:04:07,844
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
1715
01:04:09,106 --> 01:04:10,281
Wow. Isn't he the best?
1716
01:04:10,324 --> 01:04:12,065
Now, this, uh, this vehicle is for sale.
1717
01:04:13,414 --> 01:04:14,894
- What happened?
- I lost, Dad.
1718
01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,306
And you would have known that if you hadn't left me
1719
01:04:16,330 --> 01:04:17,438
in the middle of the competition.
1720
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,029
I was going to come back.
1721
01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,963
- I thought I could make it...
- Well, you didn't! You didn't.
1722
01:04:20,987 --> 01:04:22,249
Hadley, it's going to be okay.
1723
01:04:22,293 --> 01:04:23,618
There's going to be other spelling bees...
1724
01:04:23,642 --> 01:04:25,513
I don't even care that I didn't win!
1725
01:04:25,557 --> 01:04:27,037
I just wanted you to be there.
1726
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:28,255
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
1727
01:04:28,299 --> 01:04:29,711
You told me not to put all my self-worth
1728
01:04:29,735 --> 01:04:30,910
into a dumb contest,
1729
01:04:30,954 --> 01:04:32,394
but look at where you are right now.
1730
01:04:34,174 --> 01:04:35,741
I just want to go home.
1731
01:04:35,784 --> 01:04:38,309
Please, just take me home.
1732
01:04:38,352 --> 01:04:41,138
Okay. All right. Let's go home. Where's Gracie?
1733
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:43,183
She had study group after school today.
1734
01:04:43,227 --> 01:04:44,881
Why do I know that and you don't?
1735
01:04:44,924 --> 01:04:47,709
Yeah. What happened to "you tell me, and I'll remember"?
1736
01:04:48,710 --> 01:04:50,060
[DOOR OPENS]
1737
01:04:52,758 --> 01:04:54,803
Come on! Let's go set up karaoke.
1738
01:04:54,847 --> 01:04:55,848
[DOOR CLOSES]
1739
01:04:57,850 --> 01:04:59,460
Hey, come on!
1740
01:04:59,504 --> 01:05:01,854
Your kids will still be mad at you later!
1741
01:05:04,422 --> 01:05:05,862
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
1742
01:05:05,902 --> 01:05:07,381
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
1743
01:05:07,425 --> 01:05:09,906
KEEGAN: Looks like they're having some fun.
1744
01:05:10,994 --> 01:05:12,434
- You know these kids?
- [NATE SIGHS]
1745
01:05:16,695 --> 01:05:18,392
Are you kidding?
1746
01:05:19,611 --> 01:05:20,786
What is happening?
1747
01:05:20,829 --> 01:05:22,135
Hey, Nate. What's up?
1748
01:05:22,179 --> 01:05:24,224
Throwing yourself a little birthday party?
1749
01:05:24,268 --> 01:05:25,399
What?
1750
01:05:29,403 --> 01:05:31,014
Go upstairs. Go upstairs.
1751
01:05:31,057 --> 01:05:32,929
[LAUGHTER]
1752
01:05:36,019 --> 01:05:37,498
- Gracie!
- GRACIE: Dad?
1753
01:05:37,542 --> 01:05:38,606
You're supposed to be at your
1754
01:05:38,630 --> 01:05:39,650
work party for, like, another hour.
1755
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:40,825
- What are you doing?
- NATE: My bad.
1756
01:05:40,849 --> 01:05:42,547
Am I ruining your "study group"?
1757
01:05:42,590 --> 01:05:45,419
And what are you doing here? She's wearing a turtleneck.
1758
01:05:45,463 --> 01:05:47,073
[STUTTERING] Turtlenecks are fire.
1759
01:05:47,117 --> 01:05:48,118
What?
1760
01:05:48,161 --> 01:05:50,685
Oh, my God. [SCOFFS] So embarrassing.
1761
01:05:50,729 --> 01:05:51,773
NATE: Gracie!
1762
01:05:52,339 --> 01:05:53,384
Gracie.
1763
01:05:53,427 --> 01:05:54,515
Gracie! Hey!
1764
01:05:55,647 --> 01:05:56,909
We need to talk about this.
1765
01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,713
You're not supposed to be at home alone with boys.
1766
01:05:58,737 --> 01:06:00,304
That's not what the "Dad era" is about.
1767
01:06:00,347 --> 01:06:01,566
It is not about lying.
1768
01:06:01,609 --> 01:06:04,177
No. It's about keeping us busy with shortcuts
1769
01:06:04,221 --> 01:06:05,807
so you can keep doing whatever you want!
1770
01:06:05,831 --> 01:06:08,181
And, by the way, it is about lying,
1771
01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,116
because Mom doesn't even know you went back to work!
1772
01:06:10,140 --> 01:06:11,315
Gracie, that doesn't even...
1773
01:06:11,358 --> 01:06:13,143
Yeah. I'm going to slam my door now.
1774
01:06:13,795 --> 01:06:15,058
[DOOR SLAMS]
1775
01:06:15,101 --> 01:06:16,711
Nate, you need to come outside.
1776
01:06:16,755 --> 01:06:19,062
- Not right now.
- No, right now!
1777
01:06:19,105 --> 01:06:21,281
- What?
- [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING]
1778
01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,804
And bring a shovel.
1779
01:06:24,676 --> 01:06:26,025
Poor fella.
1780
01:06:26,939 --> 01:06:28,158
Oh, my gosh.
1781
01:06:28,201 --> 01:06:29,811
- What am I going to do?
- [EXHALES]
1782
01:06:29,855 --> 01:06:31,465
NATE: I can't let Sam see this.
1783
01:06:31,509 --> 01:06:33,356
Let's pull it over by the neighbor's trash can.
1784
01:06:33,380 --> 01:06:34,425
Trash day's tomorrow.
1785
01:06:34,468 --> 01:06:35,837
Pretty sure tomorrow is recycling...
1786
01:06:35,861 --> 01:06:37,689
- Just grab a hoof!
- Grabbing a hoof.
1787
01:06:40,474 --> 01:06:42,061
- [CINNAMON NEIGHING]
- [EXCLAIMS] It's alive!
1788
01:06:42,085 --> 01:06:44,304
NATE: Whoa, whoa! It's alive!
1789
01:06:44,348 --> 01:06:46,785
Down, down! Down! Be bigger than him!
1790
01:06:46,828 --> 01:06:48,308
[BOTH EXCLAIMING]
1791
01:06:48,917 --> 01:06:50,571
NATE: Easy! Whoa!
1792
01:06:50,615 --> 01:06:52,573
- Not in there! Not in there!
- [EXCLAIMING] No!
1793
01:06:52,617 --> 01:06:53,617
[THUDS]
1794
01:06:55,272 --> 01:06:56,969
GIRL 1: Oh, my God! GIRL 2: What?
1795
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:59,189
- [KIDS PANICKING]
- BOY: Oh, shoot, we gotta go.
1796
01:06:59,232 --> 01:07:00,277
GIRL 3: Watch out!
1797
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:01,515
GIRL 4: Oh, my God. We have to run.
1798
01:07:01,539 --> 01:07:02,975
Move, move, move.
1799
01:07:03,019 --> 01:07:04,933
- GIRL 5: Oh, my gosh!
- [KIDS CLAMORING]
1800
01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:08,850
NATE: Hey, come on, Cinnamon.
1801
01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:10,983
[CINNAMON WHINNIES]
1802
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,506
- [EXCLAIMS]
- Oh, no.
1803
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,160
- [CINNAMON WHINNIES]
- [CLATTERING]
1804
01:07:17,294 --> 01:07:19,054
- [EXCLAIMS]
- GRACIE: Dad, what's happening?
1805
01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,558
Well, the horse was lying down,
1806
01:07:20,601 --> 01:07:23,213
dead in the back and now it's alive!
1807
01:07:23,256 --> 01:07:25,302
Dad, horses sleep laying down.
1808
01:07:25,345 --> 01:07:27,695
Cinnamon, come here.
1809
01:07:27,739 --> 01:07:30,263
- It's okay. Come here.
- [CINNAMON GRUNTS]
1810
01:07:32,048 --> 01:07:33,136
Good job.
1811
01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:34,876
- Give me that.
- Hey.
1812
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:37,227
Hey, Cinnamon. I got some pizza.
1813
01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:38,315
Come here, Cinnamon.
1814
01:07:38,358 --> 01:07:40,099
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- [CLATTERING]
1815
01:07:41,622 --> 01:07:42,710
Oh, no!
1816
01:07:44,147 --> 01:07:46,062
- [GASPS]
- I can fix that.
1817
01:07:46,105 --> 01:07:48,194
Hey. Hey, Cinnamon.
1818
01:07:48,238 --> 01:07:51,415
- Come here. Here we go.
- No! Dad! He'll run away!
1819
01:07:51,458 --> 01:07:53,069
- Watch out.
- NATE: Come on.
1820
01:07:55,114 --> 01:07:56,289
Stop. Stop! No!
1821
01:07:56,333 --> 01:07:58,509
No! No! No! [SIGHS]
1822
01:07:58,552 --> 01:07:59,727
Cinnamon, stop!
1823
01:08:02,991 --> 01:08:04,123
GRACIE: I'm sorry, Sam.
1824
01:08:09,781 --> 01:08:11,783
- [NATE GRUNTS]
- [THUDDING]
1825
01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,220
[WOODEN BEAMS CREAKING]
1826
01:08:14,264 --> 01:08:15,874
HADLEY: Dad, look out! NATE: Whoa!
1827
01:08:23,055 --> 01:08:24,578
No, no, no, no, no, no.
1828
01:08:24,622 --> 01:08:25,622
[NATE EXCLAIMING]
1829
01:08:31,455 --> 01:08:33,848
- [COUGHING]
- Are you okay?
1830
01:08:33,892 --> 01:08:34,936
SAM: Yeah.
1831
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:36,340
GRACIE: It's okay. It's all right.
1832
01:08:37,939 --> 01:08:38,940
[KEEGAN SIGHS]
1833
01:08:40,116 --> 01:08:41,421
Horses, right?
1834
01:08:43,815 --> 01:08:46,122
- I can fix this.
- [CELL PHONE RINGING]
1835
01:08:49,429 --> 01:08:50,909
- Hey, honey.
- KATIE: Hey, hon.
1836
01:08:50,952 --> 01:08:53,085
I have fantastic news.
1837
01:08:53,129 --> 01:08:55,435
So Lori was able to move a few things around
1838
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:56,523
in her schedule,
1839
01:08:56,567 --> 01:08:57,959
and she will be with me tomorrow
1840
01:08:58,003 --> 01:08:59,328
for the live stream from the house.
1841
01:08:59,352 --> 01:09:00,590
NATE: Live stream? At our house?
1842
01:09:00,614 --> 01:09:01,920
Yeah.
1843
01:09:01,963 --> 01:09:03,419
Lori thought it would be the best place to do it
1844
01:09:03,443 --> 01:09:05,247
because it's where the original Star Minder was built.
1845
01:09:05,271 --> 01:09:06,359
It's all in the calendar.
1846
01:09:06,403 --> 01:09:07,621
NATE: Yeah, I saw it.
1847
01:09:07,665 --> 01:09:10,320
Just, tomorrow snuck up on me real fast.
1848
01:09:10,363 --> 01:09:11,495
KATIE: [CHUCKLES] Okay.
1849
01:09:11,538 --> 01:09:14,019
You finally get what my life is like.
1850
01:09:14,062 --> 01:09:15,934
Oh, um, just make sure to do a quick vacuum,
1851
01:09:15,977 --> 01:09:17,196
because we land around noon.
1852
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,155
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That'll... that'll help.
1853
01:09:19,198 --> 01:09:21,157
KATIE: And babe, thank you so much
1854
01:09:21,200 --> 01:09:22,308
for staying home this last month
1855
01:09:22,332 --> 01:09:23,681
and taking care of the house.
1856
01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:26,031
I could not have done any of this without you.
1857
01:09:26,074 --> 01:09:27,119
I love you so much.
1858
01:09:27,163 --> 01:09:28,251
I love you, too.
1859
01:09:28,294 --> 01:09:29,643
- KATIE: Okay, bye.
- Yeah.
1860
01:09:29,687 --> 01:09:30,731
[SOFTLY] Oh, man.
1861
01:09:32,298 --> 01:09:33,691
[GROANING]
1862
01:09:34,953 --> 01:09:35,953
[GRUNTS]
1863
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,999
Oh, man.
1864
01:09:38,043 --> 01:09:40,828
- [DISTORTED CHIME]
- [NATE EXHALES]
1865
01:09:41,829 --> 01:09:43,179
Little late, calendar.
1866
01:09:43,222 --> 01:09:44,702
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]
1867
01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,834
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
1868
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,319
I just thought everyone could get what they wanted.
1869
01:09:53,363 --> 01:09:56,453
No. You thought you could get what you wanted.
1870
01:09:59,456 --> 01:10:02,502
[SIGHS] God, man...
1871
01:10:04,156 --> 01:10:06,463
Yeah, look at this. I don't even...
1872
01:10:09,683 --> 01:10:11,032
Oh, no.
1873
01:10:13,861 --> 01:10:15,167
[SUCKS TEETH]
1874
01:10:17,691 --> 01:10:19,737
I need to fix this.
1875
01:10:19,780 --> 01:10:21,521
[SIGHS] I just don't know where to start.
1876
01:10:22,261 --> 01:10:24,524
Then start there.
1877
01:10:24,568 --> 01:10:27,266
Hey, you think I know how I'm going to fix your roof?
1878
01:10:27,310 --> 01:10:28,746
I hope so.
1879
01:10:28,789 --> 01:10:29,790
Well, I don't.
1880
01:10:31,096 --> 01:10:32,184
But you know what?
1881
01:10:33,316 --> 01:10:36,144
I'm going to keep showing up.
1882
01:10:36,188 --> 01:10:38,059
And yeah, it's going to take forever.
1883
01:10:38,103 --> 01:10:40,627
And it'll be super hard and cost a ton,
1884
01:10:40,671 --> 01:10:42,803
and I might fail.
1885
01:10:42,847 --> 01:10:46,154
But sometimes we have to do the difficult things
1886
01:10:46,894 --> 01:10:48,331
for the ones we love.
1887
01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:57,209
I love you, too?
1888
01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,652
Hey, this is fun, huh?
1889
01:11:05,696 --> 01:11:08,655
A little camp out in the living room.
1890
01:11:08,699 --> 01:11:11,310
Roasting s'mores on an open flame.
1891
01:11:11,354 --> 01:11:13,356
- It's a space heater.
- Okay.
1892
01:11:13,399 --> 01:11:16,141
The marshmallows are melting all over the carpet.
1893
01:11:16,184 --> 01:11:18,578
Oh, that doesn't matter.
1894
01:11:18,622 --> 01:11:21,277
This carpet's not going to stay.
1895
01:11:22,756 --> 01:11:24,192
None of this matters.
1896
01:11:24,236 --> 01:11:26,258
I mean, what matters is we're spending time together.
1897
01:11:26,282 --> 01:11:27,631
Dad, our house is wrecked.
1898
01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:28,762
I don't have a bedroom.
1899
01:11:28,806 --> 01:11:31,287
Yeah. It's bad.
1900
01:11:31,330 --> 01:11:34,072
I mean, it's the most bad. Okay?
1901
01:11:34,115 --> 01:11:35,943
But we're going to get through this.
1902
01:11:35,987 --> 01:11:38,294
Like families do. Right?
1903
01:11:41,558 --> 01:11:44,256
Hey, look, I... I know what this needs.
1904
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:46,737
- It needs a campfire story.
- Space heater story.
1905
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,740
Okay. A space heater story.
1906
01:11:49,783 --> 01:11:52,003
And this one's true. All right?
1907
01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:53,570
This happened a long time ago.
1908
01:11:53,613 --> 01:11:57,400
So there was this house in the mountains.
1909
01:11:57,443 --> 01:11:59,576
And this family is sitting in the living room.
1910
01:11:59,619 --> 01:12:01,665
And they look out the window and they see a bear.
1911
01:12:02,492 --> 01:12:04,058
Just a cute bear.
1912
01:12:04,102 --> 01:12:05,712
And they're excited.
1913
01:12:05,756 --> 01:12:08,976
Except that every time it gets a little closer,
1914
01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,804
the bear gets bigger.
1915
01:12:10,848 --> 01:12:13,720
And bigger, and bigger, and bigger.
1916
01:12:13,764 --> 01:12:16,636
And then that's when they realize this is not a cute bear.
1917
01:12:16,680 --> 01:12:18,159
This is a grizzly bear.
1918
01:12:18,203 --> 01:12:19,485
And then it comes inside the house
1919
01:12:19,509 --> 01:12:21,075
and starts tearing everything apart.
1920
01:12:21,119 --> 01:12:23,077
I mean, it's way worse than a horse could do.
1921
01:12:23,121 --> 01:12:25,055
And so it's going through and it's tearing stuff apart.
1922
01:12:25,079 --> 01:12:27,212
- The family's trapped.
- Did everyone live?
1923
01:12:27,255 --> 01:12:28,692
What? Yeah... Oh.
1924
01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,563
Yes. Yeah. No. Come here.
1925
01:12:30,607 --> 01:12:32,435
Yes. Yes. No.
1926
01:12:32,478 --> 01:12:34,567
Everyone lived. You know, everyone.
1927
01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:35,742
No one lived.
1928
01:12:35,786 --> 01:12:37,657
There's no way they could have lived.
1929
01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,355
- A bear got...
- SAM: I heard that.
1930
01:12:39,398 --> 01:12:40,636
- How did you hear it?
- [GIRLS GIGGLING]
1931
01:12:40,660 --> 01:12:42,445
How did you hear it?
1932
01:12:43,054 --> 01:12:45,012
I'm... All right.
1933
01:12:45,056 --> 01:12:47,537
I knew that wasn't a real story.
1934
01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:48,712
You're right.
1935
01:12:49,452 --> 01:12:50,452
It wasn't.
1936
01:12:52,716 --> 01:12:54,065
Can I just tell you...
1937
01:12:55,414 --> 01:12:57,982
that you girls are awesome?
1938
01:12:59,592 --> 01:13:03,509
And I am so sorry for pretty much messing up everything.
1939
01:13:03,553 --> 01:13:05,642
What do you mean? You got me a horse.
1940
01:13:05,685 --> 01:13:07,034
Yeah.
1941
01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:08,819
But that's because I didn't talk
1942
01:13:08,862 --> 01:13:11,430
about personal space and bubbles.
1943
01:13:11,474 --> 01:13:12,518
What?
1944
01:13:12,562 --> 01:13:14,215
Yeah, we got to figure that out.
1945
01:13:15,739 --> 01:13:17,218
Hadley, aw, man,
1946
01:13:17,262 --> 01:13:19,482
I should've never left that spelling bee.
1947
01:13:19,525 --> 01:13:22,659
It was, as you would say,
1948
01:13:22,702 --> 01:13:26,010
I-N-X...
1949
01:13:26,053 --> 01:13:27,553
Are you trying to spell "inexcusable"?
1950
01:13:27,577 --> 01:13:29,448
Yeah. Ah, you're so smart.
1951
01:13:30,449 --> 01:13:31,755
And Gracie,
1952
01:13:31,798 --> 01:13:33,974
I can't even be mad at you for throwing that party.
1953
01:13:34,018 --> 01:13:35,098
You shouldn't have done it.
1954
01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:38,065
But you were just following
1955
01:13:38,109 --> 01:13:39,509
the bad example that I was setting.
1956
01:13:41,199 --> 01:13:44,985
I'm not the dad I want to be. All right?
1957
01:13:45,029 --> 01:13:47,858
And the truth is it's because I've never worked at it.
1958
01:13:47,901 --> 01:13:51,165
Loving you three came just so easily, you know?
1959
01:13:51,209 --> 01:13:52,863
And I thought that was enough.
1960
01:13:52,906 --> 01:13:54,560
But it's not.
1961
01:13:55,343 --> 01:13:56,780
You got to put in work.
1962
01:13:56,823 --> 01:13:57,868
And it's real work.
1963
01:13:59,304 --> 01:14:01,480
Your mom's always known that.
1964
01:14:01,524 --> 01:14:02,916
She's going to kill you.
1965
01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:04,091
Yeah.
1966
01:14:05,223 --> 01:14:06,224
Well...
1967
01:14:07,834 --> 01:14:09,314
Not if I can fix this.
1968
01:14:09,357 --> 01:14:10,517
How are you going to do that?
1969
01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:12,229
[SIGHS]
1970
01:14:17,627 --> 01:14:18,802
I'm a salesman.
1971
01:14:20,412 --> 01:14:21,457
I'll sell.
1972
01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:23,633
I'm going to sell harder
1973
01:14:23,676 --> 01:14:26,157
than I've ever sold in my entire life.
1974
01:14:31,684 --> 01:14:33,425
- Hey.
- What do you want?
1975
01:14:33,469 --> 01:14:35,296
I got a big favor to ask.
1976
01:14:35,340 --> 01:14:37,864
I'm kind of in a tough spot.
1977
01:14:37,908 --> 01:14:41,085
Uh, I know we haven't seen eye-to-eye at work all the time,
1978
01:14:41,128 --> 01:14:43,087
and, uh, I do respect you,
1979
01:14:43,130 --> 01:14:44,828
and you might not think I respect you
1980
01:14:44,871 --> 01:14:46,743
by all the things that I've said at work.
1981
01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:48,745
But disrespect is respect.
1982
01:14:48,788 --> 01:14:50,181
It's the same word.
1983
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,096
It's just got the "dis" in front of it.
1984
01:14:52,139 --> 01:14:54,881
But the "dis" is, if you take it away...
1985
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,230
Huh? We got...
1986
01:14:56,274 --> 01:14:57,928
It's all respect. And that's, uh...
1987
01:14:57,971 --> 01:15:00,321
What do you need?
1988
01:15:00,365 --> 01:15:04,630
I need to borrow your house. Just for tomorrow.
1989
01:15:05,370 --> 01:15:06,676
And in exchange,
1990
01:15:06,719 --> 01:15:10,114
I'm willing to give you my Titan tickets.
1991
01:15:10,157 --> 01:15:11,942
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
1992
01:15:11,985 --> 01:15:12,986
Really?
1993
01:15:13,552 --> 01:15:14,552
Yeah.
1994
01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:16,424
Wow.
1995
01:15:17,730 --> 01:15:20,646
Honestly, I never thought I'd see the day.
1996
01:15:20,690 --> 01:15:22,605
You know, Nate, I know how hard it was for you
1997
01:15:22,648 --> 01:15:24,911
to work up the courage to say that.
1998
01:15:24,955 --> 01:15:27,914
I saw you practicing on my Ring camera.
1999
01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:29,786
It takes a real man to ask for help.
2000
01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:32,702
That kind of honesty, that kind of vulnerability,
2001
01:15:32,745 --> 01:15:34,573
it's inspiring, man. It really is.
2002
01:15:34,617 --> 01:15:35,661
Thank you.
2003
01:15:35,705 --> 01:15:37,315
I want to help you.
2004
01:15:37,358 --> 01:15:38,708
That's such a relief, man.
2005
01:15:38,751 --> 01:15:40,710
Psych!
2006
01:15:40,753 --> 01:15:42,470
NATE: Come on, man. Don't close the blinds on me.
2007
01:15:42,494 --> 01:15:43,669
Come on!
2008
01:15:43,713 --> 01:15:45,453
Peyton, I need those tickets.
2009
01:15:45,497 --> 01:15:46,657
- Peyton!
- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
2010
01:15:48,848 --> 01:15:50,633
I need to use your house.
2011
01:15:50,676 --> 01:15:51,634
What?
2012
01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,741
I don't have time to explain, dude.
2013
01:15:52,765 --> 01:15:53,853
Just consider it payback
2014
01:15:53,897 --> 01:15:55,812
for when you used mine as a kids' hotel.
2015
01:15:55,855 --> 01:15:57,857
I... I'm sorry. You mean the sleepover?
2016
01:15:57,901 --> 01:16:01,469
Let's not get caught up in the details, all right?
2017
01:16:01,513 --> 01:16:04,951
Do you realize how awful you've been to me?
2018
01:16:04,995 --> 01:16:07,214
You... you haven't responded to a single text message
2019
01:16:07,258 --> 01:16:08,564
that I've sent you.
2020
01:16:08,607 --> 01:16:11,131
I invited you to play disc golf again. Nothing.
2021
01:16:11,175 --> 01:16:13,307
Goat yoga, no response.
2022
01:16:13,351 --> 01:16:15,092
So no, you don't get to use the house.
2023
01:16:15,135 --> 01:16:16,223
- What?
- There's no house.
2024
01:16:16,267 --> 01:16:17,573
- What? Hey, hey.
- Yeah.
2025
01:16:21,228 --> 01:16:22,403
I'm sorry.
2026
01:16:25,189 --> 01:16:26,190
What?
2027
01:16:27,234 --> 01:16:29,236
I want to hang out.
2028
01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:30,890
You know, we're two stay-at-home dads.
2029
01:16:30,934 --> 01:16:34,111
We have more in common than I even realize.
2030
01:16:34,154 --> 01:16:35,329
You're serious?
2031
01:16:35,852 --> 01:16:37,375
Completely.
2032
01:16:37,418 --> 01:16:39,701
Because none of the other dads have ever hung out with me.
2033
01:16:39,725 --> 01:16:41,031
I bet they haven't...
2034
01:16:42,902 --> 01:16:44,469
but I'm... I'm not the other dads.
2035
01:16:45,949 --> 01:16:48,255
[INHALES] Can I shake your hand?
2036
01:16:49,169 --> 01:16:50,910
Sure, I guess. Uh...
2037
01:16:50,954 --> 01:16:52,912
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
2038
01:16:53,957 --> 01:16:56,786
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
2039
01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:00,224
That feels good.
2040
01:17:01,268 --> 01:17:02,313
[WATCH BEEPING]
2041
01:17:04,663 --> 01:17:05,708
Oh, no.
2042
01:17:05,751 --> 01:17:07,666
Oh. Oh, God.
2043
01:17:07,710 --> 01:17:08,861
[SOBS] I'm going to let you use the house.
2044
01:17:08,885 --> 01:17:10,974
Oh. Thank you, buddy.
2045
01:17:11,017 --> 01:17:12,976
[CONOR SOBBING]
2046
01:17:13,019 --> 01:17:14,542
Oh, man.
2047
01:17:15,587 --> 01:17:16,980
All right, everybody.
2048
01:17:17,023 --> 01:17:19,504
The challenge ahead of us is simple.
2049
01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:21,387
We have to make this house look like our house
2050
01:17:21,419 --> 01:17:23,987
so Mom's live stream goes off without a hitch.
2051
01:17:24,030 --> 01:17:25,728
- Dad! Wake up.
- [GASPS]
2052
01:17:25,771 --> 01:17:27,686
I was listening. I just had my eyes closed.
2053
01:17:27,730 --> 01:17:29,732
Why are you here? I texted Mom to come.
2054
01:17:29,775 --> 01:17:32,473
Well, she sent me. Said maybe I'd learn something.
2055
01:17:32,517 --> 01:17:33,997
Whatever that means. [CHUCKLES]
2056
01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:36,390
Okay.
2057
01:17:36,434 --> 01:17:38,479
My plan is five simple steps
2058
01:17:38,523 --> 01:17:41,134
that require perfect cooperation.
2059
01:17:41,178 --> 01:17:43,354
- Step one, interception.
- [ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
2060
01:17:44,268 --> 01:17:45,748
We have to make sure
2061
01:17:45,791 --> 01:17:47,551
the car that picks up Mom and Lori from the airport
2062
01:17:47,575 --> 01:17:49,926
is a car that we control.
2063
01:17:49,969 --> 01:17:53,190
Would either of you ladies care for a pistachio?
2064
01:17:53,233 --> 01:17:55,540
NATE: Step two, misdirection.
2065
01:17:55,583 --> 01:17:57,977
We need to divert the live stream camera crew
2066
01:17:58,021 --> 01:17:59,500
and send them here.
2067
01:17:59,544 --> 01:18:01,546
You're looking for the Wilcoxes?
2068
01:18:01,589 --> 01:18:03,809
Well, they moved, but I can give you the address.
2069
01:18:05,202 --> 01:18:07,770
NATE: Step three, deception.
2070
01:18:07,813 --> 01:18:10,686
Conor's house needs to look like we live in it,
2071
01:18:10,729 --> 01:18:13,645
which means our photos, our things,
2072
01:18:13,689 --> 01:18:16,213
and our general level of messiness.
2073
01:18:16,256 --> 01:18:18,084
Step four, affection.
2074
01:18:18,955 --> 01:18:20,347
And this is crucial, girls.
2075
01:18:20,391 --> 01:18:22,828
I need you to lay it on thick for these cameras.
2076
01:18:22,872 --> 01:18:25,178
I will keep comfortable eye contact.
2077
01:18:25,222 --> 01:18:27,311
And by the end of the live stream,
2078
01:18:27,354 --> 01:18:28,921
we will reach step five.
2079
01:18:28,965 --> 01:18:31,315
Happily ever after.
2080
01:18:31,358 --> 01:18:32,925
Mom will come home,
2081
01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:35,798
see what we've all done to help make her dreams come true.
2082
01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,582
And everything will be okay.
2083
01:18:37,625 --> 01:18:40,324
The Star Minder will be a huge hit...
2084
01:18:40,367 --> 01:18:42,021
Wait, why am I there?
2085
01:18:42,065 --> 01:18:44,415
What? What?
2086
01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:47,461
Maybe that was just in my imagination.
2087
01:18:47,505 --> 01:18:50,247
- Never mind.
- Okay. I think we got it.
2088
01:18:51,204 --> 01:18:53,206
Let's go!
2089
01:18:53,250 --> 01:18:55,556
PILOT: All right, folks, welcome to Nashville.
2090
01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:58,081
We should have you all to the gate anytime now.
2091
01:18:58,124 --> 01:18:59,711
There's a little bit of congestion over at the runway,
2092
01:18:59,735 --> 01:19:02,694
but good news, we've got you in a little bit early today.
2093
01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,740
- Oh.
- I'm gonna text the driver
2094
01:19:04,783 --> 01:19:06,002
- and let him know.
- Great.
2095
01:19:06,045 --> 01:19:07,045
[HAMMERING]
2096
01:19:13,009 --> 01:19:15,098
All right. Everybody's doing great!
2097
01:19:15,141 --> 01:19:16,541
Ugh, is this going to be on camera?
2098
01:19:16,577 --> 01:19:17,665
Look at my hair, Dad.
2099
01:19:17,709 --> 01:19:18,884
That's... That's disgusting.
2100
01:19:18,928 --> 01:19:20,601
- That's gross.
- Less talky, more hammering!
2101
01:19:20,625 --> 01:19:21,907
- All right!
- GRACIE: Where did you even
2102
01:19:21,931 --> 01:19:23,517
- find this picture from?
- We're doing great!
2103
01:19:23,541 --> 01:19:25,345
GRACIE: It's not even in one
of the main rooms of our house.
2104
01:19:25,369 --> 01:19:27,153
Did you go out of the way...
2105
01:19:28,328 --> 01:19:30,200
Does it look too nice in here?
2106
01:19:30,243 --> 01:19:31,941
I mean, for you.
2107
01:19:31,984 --> 01:19:34,552
Uh, you know what? You're right.
2108
01:19:34,595 --> 01:19:36,162
Hey, Conor, you got any dry spaghetti
2109
01:19:36,206 --> 01:19:37,642
we can throw on the floor?
2110
01:19:37,685 --> 01:19:40,036
Why is she putting new holes in the wall
2111
01:19:40,079 --> 01:19:41,689
instead of using the old holes?
2112
01:19:41,733 --> 01:19:43,604
NATE: Oh, buddy, we're way past that.
2113
01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:47,826
[GROANS] Where are the Star Minders?
2114
01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,436
Shoot. I need to run home.
2115
01:19:49,480 --> 01:19:50,481
Peter!
2116
01:19:55,225 --> 01:19:56,835
Dad, did you get them?
2117
01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:59,359
WALTER: The flight got in early.
NATE: What? It arrived early?
2118
01:19:59,403 --> 01:20:00,796
They were early!
2119
01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:02,164
And I got confused at the airport.
2120
01:20:02,188 --> 01:20:03,711
I went to Departures
2121
01:20:03,755 --> 01:20:05,341
because I thought that's where people leave in the airport.
2122
01:20:05,365 --> 01:20:06,932
By the time I circled back around,
2123
01:20:06,976 --> 01:20:09,152
they were getting in a car and driving off.
2124
01:20:09,195 --> 01:20:11,632
NATE: Dad, they're going to our house.
2125
01:20:11,676 --> 01:20:12,938
You have to stop them.
2126
01:20:12,982 --> 01:20:14,026
I'm going to cut them off.
2127
01:20:14,070 --> 01:20:15,462
NATE: No, don't cut them off.
2128
01:20:15,506 --> 01:20:16,744
Just wait till they get to the light or something.
2129
01:20:16,768 --> 01:20:18,248
Can't hear you, son.
2130
01:20:18,291 --> 01:20:19,771
Too busy saving the day!
2131
01:20:19,815 --> 01:20:22,078
- [ENGINE REVVING]
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
2132
01:20:22,121 --> 01:20:24,036
People here drive crazy.
2133
01:20:24,080 --> 01:20:26,038
WALTER: All right. I'm going to stop them.
2134
01:20:26,082 --> 01:20:28,562
- [ROUSING MUSIC CONTINUES]
- If this goes wrong...
2135
01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:30,260
I love you, son.
2136
01:20:30,303 --> 01:20:31,827
- You love me?
- Aw.
2137
01:20:31,870 --> 01:20:34,699
Dad, this is not that important! Don't do this!
2138
01:20:34,742 --> 01:20:37,136
- [TIRES SCREECHING]
- Dad!
2139
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:39,269
Dad! Are you okay?
2140
01:20:39,312 --> 01:20:40,748
- Dad?
- [LIGHTS CLICKING]
2141
01:20:40,792 --> 01:20:42,509
WALTER: Nah, it's all good. I'll see you at the house.
2142
01:20:42,533 --> 01:20:43,360
NATE: Dad? Wait. What are you...
2143
01:20:43,403 --> 01:20:44,403
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
2144
01:20:50,106 --> 01:20:51,455
Walter?
2145
01:20:51,498 --> 01:20:52,848
Katie!
2146
01:20:52,891 --> 01:20:55,328
- What are the odds?
- [SPUTTERS] Uh...
2147
01:20:55,372 --> 01:20:57,156
I... I don't even...
2148
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:59,767
- You know this man?
- Yeah, this is my father-in-law.
2149
01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:01,247
Why... why did you cut us off?
2150
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:03,119
Katie, actually, in an accident,
2151
01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:05,382
it's the driver in the back who's always at fault.
2152
01:21:05,425 --> 01:21:07,384
That's what you get for tailgating.
2153
01:21:07,427 --> 01:21:09,690
- Uh... [SIGHS]
- So, um, you're home.
2154
01:21:09,734 --> 01:21:12,737
Yeah, we were on our way to the house now, and...
2155
01:21:12,780 --> 01:21:13,975
Oh. Well, that's where I'm headed.
2156
01:21:13,999 --> 01:21:15,566
Come on, let me give you a ride.
2157
01:21:15,609 --> 01:21:17,457
No, I don't think we should leave the scene of an accident.
2158
01:21:17,481 --> 01:21:19,962
Well, it was your car that was in the accident.
2159
01:21:20,005 --> 01:21:22,268
I mean, my car is just fine.
2160
01:21:25,184 --> 01:21:27,491
All right. Stay right here. I'll be right back.
2161
01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:28,884
[OBJECTS CLATTERING]
2162
01:21:37,283 --> 01:21:39,459
[NATE GROANING]
2163
01:21:39,503 --> 01:21:41,331
Yes. Yeah.
2164
01:21:46,597 --> 01:21:47,598
What...
2165
01:21:48,947 --> 01:21:51,123
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
2166
01:21:51,167 --> 01:21:52,385
Hey, Nate. What's up, man?
2167
01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:54,344
- Where are you?
- PETER: Oh, sorry.
2168
01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:55,432
I got a ride request,
2169
01:21:55,475 --> 01:21:57,434
and Bonnaroo tix go on sale this weekend,
2170
01:21:57,477 --> 01:22:00,176
- so had to make a little money.
- NATE: What?
2171
01:22:00,219 --> 01:22:01,829
- Dude, seriously?
- Shh.
2172
01:22:01,873 --> 01:22:04,180
- I'm on the phone.
- I need a ride right now, dude.
2173
01:22:04,223 --> 01:22:05,964
Peter? I need a ride now!
2174
01:22:06,008 --> 01:22:07,128
- Peter!
- [LINE DISCONNECTS]
2175
01:22:08,358 --> 01:22:09,925
[RUSTLING]
2176
01:22:09,968 --> 01:22:11,143
[CINNAMON GRUNTS]
2177
01:22:11,187 --> 01:22:14,190
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
2178
01:22:19,499 --> 01:22:21,110
[NATE WHOOPING]
2179
01:22:21,153 --> 01:22:22,589
Yeah! Come on! Yeah!
2180
01:22:25,897 --> 01:22:27,551
- [EXCLAIMING]
- [HORNS HONKING]
2181
01:22:29,248 --> 01:22:30,423
Sorry!
2182
01:22:30,467 --> 01:22:31,729
[TIRES SCREECHING]
2183
01:22:31,772 --> 01:22:33,600
I don't think he knows about lights!
2184
01:22:35,907 --> 01:22:38,692
"And it was on that day that the Star Minder was born."
2185
01:22:39,867 --> 01:22:40,956
Conceived...
2186
01:22:42,522 --> 01:22:44,089
Lakewood Springs?
2187
01:22:44,133 --> 01:22:45,327
Wait, Walter, this is not where we...
2188
01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:46,918
Park? I know.
2189
01:22:46,962 --> 01:22:49,442
We always park in the driveway.
Just where it's always been.
2190
01:22:49,486 --> 01:22:52,445
I mean, how long have you been gone? [LAUGHING]
2191
01:22:52,489 --> 01:22:54,578
Ah, Nate, he has done such a great job.
2192
01:22:54,621 --> 01:22:56,667
You should've seen how he's redecorated the house.
2193
01:22:56,710 --> 01:22:58,601
It's been a little surprising, but you're going to love it.
2194
01:22:58,625 --> 01:22:59,626
All right, ladies.
2195
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:02,847
Here we are. Mission accomplished.
2196
01:23:02,890 --> 01:23:04,153
LORI: Don't be nervous.
2197
01:23:04,196 --> 01:23:06,416
Listen, if we sell 5,000 units today,
2198
01:23:06,459 --> 01:23:08,766
you're going to be in stores by the end of the month.
2199
01:23:08,809 --> 01:23:09,941
And if not,
2200
01:23:09,985 --> 01:23:12,030
well, it's really about the memories
2201
01:23:12,074 --> 01:23:13,205
we've made along the way.
2202
01:23:13,901 --> 01:23:15,207
WALTER: Okay, ladies.
2203
01:23:15,251 --> 01:23:17,142
- Let me give you a hand there.
- LORI: Thank you.
2204
01:23:17,166 --> 01:23:18,566
WALTER: You're welcome, Mrs. Shark.
2205
01:23:18,602 --> 01:23:20,560
- [WALTER CLEARS THROAT]
- [EXHALES, CHUCKLES]
2206
01:23:22,258 --> 01:23:23,520
Walter, what is going on?
2207
01:23:23,563 --> 01:23:26,349
Uh, don't worry. Nate will explain everything.
2208
01:23:26,392 --> 01:23:29,004
- Great. And where is Nate?
- Mm-hm.
2209
01:23:29,047 --> 01:23:30,353
[CINNAMON WHINNIES]
2210
01:23:30,396 --> 01:23:32,355
NATE: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
2211
01:23:32,398 --> 01:23:33,834
Coming in hot!
2212
01:23:33,878 --> 01:23:36,446
Look out! We don't know how to stop!
2213
01:23:36,489 --> 01:23:39,144
- [CINNAMON WHINNIES]
- [NATE YELPS]
2214
01:23:39,188 --> 01:23:42,147
- Oh.
- Oh, Nate! Oh, my...
2215
01:23:42,191 --> 01:23:43,366
- Nate!
- [NATE GROANING]
2216
01:23:43,409 --> 01:23:46,282
Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?
2217
01:23:46,325 --> 01:23:48,458
I am. Welcome home.
2218
01:23:48,501 --> 01:23:49,807
Welcome home?
2219
01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,678
Whose horse is that?
2220
01:23:51,722 --> 01:23:53,724
- Why are we at Conor's house?
- [GROANING]
2221
01:23:53,767 --> 01:23:55,900
God, I had to make a deal with him.
2222
01:23:55,943 --> 01:23:59,338
Let's just say our house isn't exactly camera-ready.
2223
01:23:59,382 --> 01:24:01,601
Oh, no, no, no, no. Let's... let's say more than that.
2224
01:24:01,645 --> 01:24:02,950
I'd really rather not.
2225
01:24:02,994 --> 01:24:05,083
So let's just go inside and do the live stream.
2226
01:24:05,127 --> 01:24:07,868
KATIE: No, no, Nate, what happened to our house?
2227
01:24:08,652 --> 01:24:09,696
[SIGHS]
2228
01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:12,047
Okay, fine.
2229
01:24:14,397 --> 01:24:16,312
- I went back to work.
- KATIE: You what?
2230
01:24:16,355 --> 01:24:18,227
And then I bought Sam a horse.
2231
01:24:18,270 --> 01:24:19,706
You bought her a horse?
2232
01:24:19,750 --> 01:24:21,423
Because she was hugging and kissing the kids at school
2233
01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:22,598
and I had to buy her a horse.
2234
01:24:22,622 --> 01:24:25,625
And then the horse was, I thought, died.
2235
01:24:25,669 --> 01:24:27,453
But horses lay down, apparently, to sleep.
2236
01:24:27,497 --> 01:24:29,586
I found out that... I didn't know that.
2237
01:24:29,629 --> 01:24:31,979
And then the horse tore the house up.
2238
01:24:32,023 --> 01:24:34,852
It just kicked everything. It just tore everything down.
2239
01:24:34,895 --> 01:24:36,071
Are the kids okay?
2240
01:24:36,114 --> 01:24:37,613
No, the kids are fine. The kids are fine.
2241
01:24:37,637 --> 01:24:39,378
It's the roof. The roof collapsed.
2242
01:24:39,422 --> 01:24:41,182
- Our roof collapsed?
- But that's a separate...
2243
01:24:41,206 --> 01:24:43,730
That's not even involving the horse. It just collapsed.
2244
01:24:43,774 --> 01:24:47,169
And, so, there's a great chance that I...
2245
01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:49,345
yeah, I ruined our lives.
2246
01:24:51,782 --> 01:24:53,740
LORI: Katie. You ready?
2247
01:24:53,784 --> 01:24:56,221
Yeah. Yeah. Could you give me a quick second?
2248
01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,265
Okay.
2249
01:24:59,703 --> 01:25:02,488
Nate, how could you do this?
2250
01:25:02,532 --> 01:25:04,882
I... I gave you so many chances to tell me
2251
01:25:04,925 --> 01:25:06,579
how things were actually going,
2252
01:25:06,623 --> 01:25:08,494
and you continually lied to me.
2253
01:25:08,538 --> 01:25:10,844
Did you just think I wasn't going to find out?
2254
01:25:10,888 --> 01:25:13,934
No. Listen, you got to trust me.
2255
01:25:13,978 --> 01:25:16,763
I am not going to let your dream die out here
2256
01:25:16,807 --> 01:25:20,071
in Conor Ashford's dumb bushes!
2257
01:25:20,115 --> 01:25:24,771
You just need to go inside.
Please, just, let's go inside...
2258
01:25:24,815 --> 01:25:28,949
and let me show you what me and the kids did for you. Okay?
2259
01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:30,994
[EXHALES]
2260
01:25:32,388 --> 01:25:33,606
I'm going to go inside...
2261
01:25:34,912 --> 01:25:36,131
but we're not done.
2262
01:25:37,480 --> 01:25:38,524
I know.
2263
01:25:39,308 --> 01:25:40,308
Okay.
2264
01:25:41,745 --> 01:25:42,833
KATIE: Let's do this.
2265
01:25:44,661 --> 01:25:46,141
I think that worked.
2266
01:25:47,490 --> 01:25:49,056
[CINNAMON WHINNIES]
2267
01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:51,972
You look really familiar. Where,
uh, where do I know you from?
2268
01:25:52,016 --> 01:25:53,670
I'm on Shark Tank.
2269
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:55,498
- No, that's not it.
- [DOOR OPENS]
2270
01:25:55,541 --> 01:25:57,674
KEEGAN: Hm. KATIE: Hi, everyone.
2271
01:25:57,717 --> 01:26:00,024
GRACIE: Mom! SAM: Mommy!
2272
01:26:00,067 --> 01:26:02,766
Hi, my babies. I missed you guys.
2273
01:26:02,809 --> 01:26:03,984
Hi.
2274
01:26:04,028 --> 01:26:05,290
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]
2275
01:26:16,954 --> 01:26:18,085
Wow.
2276
01:26:18,129 --> 01:26:19,957
What?
2277
01:26:20,000 --> 01:26:22,133
Uh, she's just surprised I didn't destroy the house
2278
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,787
while she was out of town, you know?
2279
01:26:23,830 --> 01:26:25,528
[LAUGHTER]
2280
01:26:25,571 --> 01:26:27,486
Well, it looks like we're all here.
2281
01:26:27,530 --> 01:26:29,793
Let's get this live stream going. Come on.
2282
01:26:29,836 --> 01:26:30,837
Okay.
2283
01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:37,061
So this is where the Star Minder was born.
2284
01:26:37,104 --> 01:26:38,367
Yes, that's right.
2285
01:26:38,410 --> 01:26:43,241
I was sitting here in my favorite chair,
2286
01:26:43,285 --> 01:26:46,157
looking around, you know, at my favorite...
2287
01:26:46,201 --> 01:26:48,464
uh, my favorite chimney.
2288
01:26:49,639 --> 01:26:51,336
I just, I remember thinking
2289
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:53,947
there has to be a better way to get organized.
2290
01:26:53,991 --> 01:26:55,558
- LORI: Exactly.
- Yeah.
2291
01:26:55,601 --> 01:26:57,971
LORI: And what do you ladies
feel about your mom's invention?
2292
01:26:57,995 --> 01:27:00,693
I use it every day. It really helps with homework.
2293
01:27:00,737 --> 01:27:03,218
It helps me remember to keep my hands to myself.
2294
01:27:03,261 --> 01:27:04,697
LORI: So good.
2295
01:27:04,741 --> 01:27:06,806
It helps me remember to dress appropriately for school.
2296
01:27:06,830 --> 01:27:08,484
LORI: That's great.
2297
01:27:08,527 --> 01:27:11,269
Oh, wow. Katie, the live stream is loving this!
2298
01:27:11,313 --> 01:27:13,358
- KATIE: Yeah? [CHUCKLES]
- Yeah, it's so good!
2299
01:27:13,402 --> 01:27:15,012
Three poised daughters,
2300
01:27:15,055 --> 01:27:17,710
and a husband who, I have to say, is incredibly good at...
2301
01:27:17,754 --> 01:27:19,234
Maintaining comfortable eye contact?
2302
01:27:19,277 --> 01:27:20,713
- Exactly.
- NATE: Yes.
2303
01:27:23,499 --> 01:27:25,283
- LORI: So great!
- What is this?
2304
01:27:26,763 --> 01:27:29,113
Conor, what are these people doing in my house?
2305
01:27:29,156 --> 01:27:30,960
Are you kidding me? Dude, you didn't tell her?
2306
01:27:30,984 --> 01:27:32,788
I thought you'd be done by now. She's going to kill me.
2307
01:27:32,812 --> 01:27:34,597
Why did she say this is her house?
2308
01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:36,947
Because this is my house, doll face. This is my house.
2309
01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:38,122
What is happening?
2310
01:27:38,165 --> 01:27:39,732
Listen, delay the live stream!
2311
01:27:39,776 --> 01:27:41,691
- Nate...
- HADLEY: Dad, it's live.
2312
01:27:41,734 --> 01:27:44,781
All right. Edit that part out. Edit all of that out.
2313
01:27:44,824 --> 01:27:46,783
KATIE: Sorry. Lori. Uh...
2314
01:27:48,263 --> 01:27:49,568
This isn't our house.
2315
01:27:49,612 --> 01:27:52,005
- I... I can't lie, Nate.
- NATE: I can, though.
2316
01:27:53,006 --> 01:27:54,573
Hi. This is our house.
2317
01:27:54,617 --> 01:27:56,793
Nate. No, no. It's done.
2318
01:27:57,663 --> 01:27:59,274
It's over. It's...
2319
01:28:00,579 --> 01:28:01,579
All right.
2320
01:28:02,581 --> 01:28:03,974
Oh, man.
2321
01:28:04,017 --> 01:28:05,280
LORI: It's not your house?
2322
01:28:06,542 --> 01:28:07,542
It's not.
2323
01:28:08,413 --> 01:28:10,763
It's not. I'm sorry.
2324
01:28:10,807 --> 01:28:13,810
Listen... [EXHALES]
2325
01:28:13,853 --> 01:28:15,899
- Shark...
- Just Lori is good.
2326
01:28:15,942 --> 01:28:20,033
The truth is, uh, our house is an unlivable mess right now.
2327
01:28:21,644 --> 01:28:23,646
I thought I could do what you do.
2328
01:28:24,647 --> 01:28:27,040
You make it look so easy,
2329
01:28:27,084 --> 01:28:28,999
but it's not. It's so hard.
2330
01:28:29,042 --> 01:28:31,828
I mean, so, so hard.
2331
01:28:31,871 --> 01:28:33,220
Preach.
2332
01:28:33,264 --> 01:28:35,614
NATE: I guess I've always done things the easy way.
2333
01:28:35,658 --> 01:28:37,181
These last 12 hours, though,
2334
01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:40,489
have been the hardest I've ever worked in my entire life.
2335
01:28:40,532 --> 01:28:42,055
I even gave away the Titan tickets
2336
01:28:42,099 --> 01:28:43,840
I won just to fix all this.
2337
01:28:43,883 --> 01:28:45,537
You gave away your tickets?
2338
01:28:45,581 --> 01:28:48,540
NATE: I... I don't deserve them. You know?
2339
01:28:48,584 --> 01:28:51,804
I thought being the breadwinner was all I had to offer.
2340
01:28:51,848 --> 01:28:54,633
But spending this last month at home with the girls,
2341
01:28:54,677 --> 01:28:57,114
I mean, it was better than
2342
01:28:58,202 --> 01:28:59,899
all the tickets in the world.
2343
01:29:00,900 --> 01:29:02,162
The funny thing is...
2344
01:29:03,555 --> 01:29:06,471
me trying to be a version of you
2345
01:29:06,515 --> 01:29:09,256
and failing at it so bad
2346
01:29:10,127 --> 01:29:12,608
actually, I think made me
2347
01:29:12,651 --> 01:29:15,175
a better version of me, you know?
2348
01:29:15,219 --> 01:29:17,874
Jeez, I'm going to go call my ex-wife.
2349
01:29:17,917 --> 01:29:19,092
Uh...
2350
01:29:19,136 --> 01:29:21,094
NATE: You know what? You'll like this.
2351
01:29:21,138 --> 01:29:24,533
I even used the Star Minder
2352
01:29:24,576 --> 01:29:26,883
to put this whole crazy thing together.
2353
01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:30,277
Because even a dad like myself
2354
01:29:30,321 --> 01:29:33,237
can use the Star Minder to hatch a crazy plan.
2355
01:29:33,280 --> 01:29:36,980
But listen, I don't want to be the one to tell you that.
2356
01:29:37,023 --> 01:29:41,419
Let's hear it from my beautiful, brilliant wife, Katie.
2357
01:29:41,463 --> 01:29:42,855
You explain it to them.
2358
01:29:45,728 --> 01:29:47,904
KATIE: Okay. Uh, yes.
2359
01:29:47,947 --> 01:29:51,516
If you will follow me this way,
I will show you the Star Minder.
2360
01:29:51,560 --> 01:29:53,300
GRACIE: Man, the live stream is going nuts.
2361
01:29:53,344 --> 01:29:57,087
Hey. You did it. You did it.
2362
01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:59,219
- Come here. Come...
- [LAUGHING]
2363
01:29:59,263 --> 01:30:01,961
I cannot believe. I'm so happy.
2364
01:30:02,005 --> 01:30:03,398
I'm so proud of you all.
2365
01:30:04,660 --> 01:30:07,314
Man, look at us.
2366
01:30:07,358 --> 01:30:10,840
We ended up getting that happy ending after all.
2367
01:30:10,883 --> 01:30:12,319
It didn't take quite as long as
2368
01:30:12,363 --> 01:30:13,886
it took Keegan to fix our roof,
2369
01:30:13,930 --> 01:30:16,236
but I got the inside of the house looking,
2370
01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:18,238
you know, pretty good.
2371
01:30:18,282 --> 01:30:19,631
Are you sure I can't help?
2372
01:30:19,675 --> 01:30:22,678
No. I told you I got this.
2373
01:30:22,721 --> 01:30:24,680
Permission to enter your bubble?
2374
01:30:24,723 --> 01:30:27,160
- Always. Here.
- [CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
2375
01:30:27,204 --> 01:30:28,814
You want to help me paint?
2376
01:30:28,858 --> 01:30:31,121
- SAM: Yeah.
- Come on. All right.
2377
01:30:31,164 --> 01:30:32,731
So you start there.
2378
01:30:32,775 --> 01:30:34,298
There you go. Go up and down.
2379
01:30:34,341 --> 01:30:37,214
And we even let Keegan put up a sign to get more work.
2380
01:30:37,257 --> 01:30:39,738
I mean, he hasn't got more work.
2381
01:30:39,782 --> 01:30:41,740
And, you know, I don't... We don't expect it,
2382
01:30:41,784 --> 01:30:44,917
- but we put that sign up.
- [CROWD CHEERING]
2383
01:30:48,704 --> 01:30:50,793
Now, I'm Katie's number one guy.
2384
01:30:50,836 --> 01:30:53,012
I mean, I was before, too.
2385
01:30:53,056 --> 01:30:54,579
Uh, I mean, you get it.
2386
01:30:54,623 --> 01:30:58,061
We finally found the right work-life balance.
2387
01:30:58,104 --> 01:30:59,889
We're in this together now,
2388
01:30:59,932 --> 01:31:02,239
which is how families should be.
2389
01:31:02,848 --> 01:31:03,936
Sam.
2390
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,677
Candy! Give me! Give me! Give me!
2391
01:31:05,721 --> 01:31:08,201
NATE: Please make it last past the second quarter.
2392
01:31:09,681 --> 01:31:11,727
Hadley, vegetables.
2393
01:31:11,770 --> 01:31:13,163
Are you sure you don't want fries?
2394
01:31:13,206 --> 01:31:14,512
N-O.
2395
01:31:16,906 --> 01:31:19,517
NATE: Popcorn for Gracie...
2396
01:31:19,561 --> 01:31:21,040
- and Brian.
- Thanks, Dad.
2397
01:31:21,084 --> 01:31:21,998
Thanks, Mr. Wilcox.
2398
01:31:22,041 --> 01:31:22,868
- Appreciate it.
- NATE: Yeah.
2399
01:31:22,912 --> 01:31:23,826
Okay, babe.
2400
01:31:23,869 --> 01:31:26,045
So Hadley has practice
2401
01:31:26,089 --> 01:31:28,308
for her spelling bee regionals next Tuesday.
2402
01:31:28,352 --> 01:31:30,136
And Sam has a ride with Cinnamon.
2403
01:31:30,180 --> 01:31:32,704
I mean, I could do Hadley if you want to do...
2404
01:31:32,748 --> 01:31:34,706
No. No, I've learned my lesson.
2405
01:31:34,750 --> 01:31:37,579
I'm not missing anything spelling-related ever again.
2406
01:31:37,622 --> 01:31:39,232
Unless it's a word I don't know,
2407
01:31:39,276 --> 01:31:40,277
which is a lot of words,
2408
01:31:40,320 --> 01:31:42,061
- you know.
- Perfect.
2409
01:31:42,105 --> 01:31:43,169
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
2410
01:31:43,193 --> 01:31:44,803
please turn your attention
2411
01:31:44,847 --> 01:31:46,501
- to the Jumbotron.
- BOTH: Oh.
2412
01:31:46,544 --> 01:31:48,154
And give a warm welcome
2413
01:31:48,198 --> 01:31:49,373
to West Corners'.
2414
01:31:51,157 --> 01:31:52,985
- Here we go.
- Mm.
2415
01:31:53,029 --> 01:31:54,596
Peyton Mahar!
2416
01:31:54,639 --> 01:31:56,293
[CROWD CHEERING]
2417
01:31:56,336 --> 01:31:58,425
Yeah, he deserves it.
2418
01:31:58,469 --> 01:32:01,254
I guess the pecs do bring in the checks.
2419
01:32:01,298 --> 01:32:03,169
You're my Salesman of the Year.
2420
01:32:03,213 --> 01:32:05,520
- I'm your only salesman.
- [CHUCKLES]
2421
01:32:05,563 --> 01:32:07,149
ANNOUNCER: Also, attending today's game,
2422
01:32:07,173 --> 01:32:09,959
a local inventor and entrepreneur,
2423
01:32:10,002 --> 01:32:12,004
recently featured on Shark Tank.
2424
01:32:12,048 --> 01:32:13,765
There's more than one way to get on the 'tron.
2425
01:32:13,789 --> 01:32:15,094
What?
2426
01:32:15,138 --> 01:32:16,158
ANNOUNCER: Please give it up for the inventor
2427
01:32:16,182 --> 01:32:17,575
of the Star Minder,
2428
01:32:17,619 --> 01:32:19,534
- Katie Wilcox!
- [ALL CHEERING]
2429
01:32:20,404 --> 01:32:22,754
That's my mom!
2430
01:32:22,798 --> 01:32:24,539
[UPBEAT SONG PLAYING]
2431
01:32:44,384 --> 01:32:47,649
ANNOUNCER: Welcome to the stage, Nate Bargatze!
2432
01:32:47,692 --> 01:32:50,826
GIRL: My daddy, Nate Bargatze!
2433
01:32:50,869 --> 01:32:53,176
- Kisses for everybody!
- Stop! No, ew! Dad, stop!
2434
01:32:53,219 --> 01:32:54,873
I love having a girl. A girl world
2435
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:56,614
is the only world that I know.
2436
01:32:56,658 --> 01:32:58,268
She's gonna be 45 and I'll be like,
2437
01:32:58,311 --> 01:32:59,486
"Just let us live with you.
2438
01:32:59,530 --> 01:33:00,638
- "Let us."
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
2439
01:33:00,662 --> 01:33:01,924
[GIRLS LAUGHING]
2440
01:33:01,967 --> 01:33:05,014
We hired a contractor. And being a contractor,
2441
01:33:05,057 --> 01:33:07,103
that's a great job to have.
2442
01:33:07,146 --> 01:33:10,715
Because you can just ruin someone's life and leave.
2443
01:33:10,759 --> 01:33:12,456
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
- [KEEGAN EXCLAIMING]
2444
01:33:12,499 --> 01:33:14,240
Oh, heads up! Heads up!
2445
01:33:14,284 --> 01:33:16,242
If we hire someone to do something to our house,
2446
01:33:16,286 --> 01:33:18,593
I promise he does not do that job full time.
2447
01:33:20,333 --> 01:33:22,684
Hey, honey. Everything's fine. Yeah,
2448
01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:25,164
it was just... our front door camera.
2449
01:33:25,208 --> 01:33:27,863
[STUTTERING] False alarm.
2450
01:33:27,906 --> 01:33:30,082
Animals that were running around.
2451
01:33:30,126 --> 01:33:31,649
Horse. Horses.
2452
01:33:31,693 --> 01:33:36,045
[STUTTERING] Skunk. Aardvark. Um, king cobra.
2453
01:33:36,088 --> 01:33:38,177
- Ocelots. Ankles, ankles.
- What? No.
2454
01:33:38,221 --> 01:33:42,312
Uh, squirrels. It was squirrels. Squirrels are running.
2455
01:33:42,355 --> 01:33:44,183
It's mating season right now, so...
2456
01:33:44,227 --> 01:33:45,707
[WHISPERS] It's not mating season.
2457
01:33:45,750 --> 01:33:48,187
You need to get up there, and give them a group activity.
2458
01:33:48,231 --> 01:33:50,799
- Sorry.
- [CREW LAUGHING]
2459
01:33:50,842 --> 01:33:53,628
We take our trash out... uh, one of the days.
2460
01:33:53,671 --> 01:33:55,630
I don't know the day, but it's a day.
2461
01:33:55,673 --> 01:33:57,109
Wait, it's trash day!
2462
01:33:57,153 --> 01:33:59,721
I know we forgot to take it out a couple weeks ago.
2463
01:33:59,764 --> 01:34:02,375
That stress could break up a family.
2464
01:34:03,072 --> 01:34:04,203
Wait! Wait!
2465
01:34:04,247 --> 01:34:06,728
[NATE GROANS]
2466
01:34:06,771 --> 01:34:10,253
All week was like, "Everybody, eat out of your hands."
2467
01:34:10,296 --> 01:34:11,820
"Put your trash in your pockets,
2468
01:34:11,863 --> 01:34:13,406
- "take it to your homes."
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
2469
01:34:13,430 --> 01:34:15,301
MAN: You don't have to do this.
2470
01:34:15,345 --> 01:34:17,477
It's too hot for me, sorry.
2471
01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:21,003
- It's too hot for me.
- [CREW LAUGHING]
2472
01:34:21,046 --> 01:34:22,744
They have, like, free-range chicken
2473
01:34:22,787 --> 01:34:24,702
and then they have, like, not free-range.
2474
01:34:24,746 --> 01:34:26,878
But free-range chicken, that's allowed to roam free.
2475
01:34:26,922 --> 01:34:30,577
Obviously, not at the store. It's dead at the store.
2476
01:34:30,621 --> 01:34:33,406
But they still have a list of its hobbies on the package.
2477
01:34:35,321 --> 01:34:38,716
My wife asked me to get eggs. This is insane.
2478
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:41,806
I did the milk earlier and I blacked out.
2479
01:34:41,850 --> 01:34:43,547
I can't do eggs too.
2480
01:34:43,590 --> 01:34:46,985
I learned that horses lay down to sleep.
2481
01:34:47,029 --> 01:34:48,397
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
- I did not know that.
2482
01:34:48,421 --> 01:34:49,379
- [CINNAMON NEIGHING]
- [BOTH EXCLAIMING]
2483
01:34:49,422 --> 01:34:50,902
- It's alive!
- Whoa, whoa!
2484
01:34:50,946 --> 01:34:52,314
NATE: Like, man, I bet you don't think
2485
01:34:52,338 --> 01:34:53,688
about that when you buy a horse.
2486
01:34:53,731 --> 01:34:56,081
That's a huge thing dying in your yard.
2487
01:34:56,125 --> 01:34:59,389
You can't just scoot it off into the woods with your foot.
2488
01:34:59,432 --> 01:35:00,520
Hey! Stop!
2489
01:35:00,564 --> 01:35:02,218
[BOTH EXCLAIMING]
2490
01:35:02,261 --> 01:35:04,002
Pst, pst, pst. Hey-yah!
2491
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:06,154
I get in front and I was like,
2492
01:35:06,178 --> 01:35:07,963
"Uh, I'll take an iced coffee with cream."
2493
01:35:08,006 --> 01:35:09,680
She goes, "With cream?" And I go, "With cream."
2494
01:35:09,704 --> 01:35:11,183
She said it one more time. She said,
2495
01:35:11,227 --> 01:35:12,334
"So iced coffee with cream?"
2496
01:35:12,358 --> 01:35:14,056
And at that point, I should have said,
2497
01:35:14,099 --> 01:35:15,947
- "What's going on right now?"
- [AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
2498
01:35:15,971 --> 01:35:17,189
Before I could get it,
2499
01:35:17,233 --> 01:35:19,191
she's walked back with a can of whipped cream.
2500
01:35:19,235 --> 01:35:20,453
And I look down
2501
01:35:20,497 --> 01:35:22,194
and she starts spraying the whipped cream
2502
01:35:22,238 --> 01:35:23,674
on top of my iced coffee.
2503
01:35:23,718 --> 01:35:26,242
I'm like, "That's what you thought I said over there?"
2504
01:35:26,285 --> 01:35:27,567
"You don't think I would have said,"
2505
01:35:27,591 --> 01:35:28,829
"'Iced coffee with whipped cream'?"
2506
01:35:28,853 --> 01:35:31,247
"You think I'm just some nutjob?"
2507
01:35:34,163 --> 01:35:35,817
You said you were gonna give me more.
2508
01:35:35,860 --> 01:35:36,881
MAN: You'll get it, you'll get it.
2509
01:35:36,905 --> 01:35:38,080
[ALL LAUGHING]
2510
01:35:38,123 --> 01:35:39,516
[ALL SLURPING]
2511
01:35:39,559 --> 01:35:42,301
We were the breadwinners.
2512
01:35:42,345 --> 01:35:43,999
- MAN: Cut.
- [ALL LAUGHING]
2513
01:35:44,042 --> 01:35:46,322
All right, thank you guys so much for coming out to this.
2514
01:35:48,351 --> 01:35:49,981
- It means the absolute world.
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
2515
01:35:50,005 --> 01:35:51,765
I mean, one of the best crowds I've ever been in front of.
2516
01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:53,225
Thank... I can't thank you enough.
2517
01:35:55,619 --> 01:35:58,187
- There's my guy!
- Whoo!
2518
01:35:58,230 --> 01:36:01,103
I can't thank you enough. You were unbelievable.
2519
01:36:01,146 --> 01:36:03,322
- Thank you so much!
- [AUDIENCE CHEERING]
2520
01:36:18,903 --> 01:36:20,862
[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
2521
01:38:15,019 --> 01:38:16,978
[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]
2522
01:39:12,163 --> 01:39:13,163
[MUSIC ENDS]